Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[NG32]

14 hours ago, TBG said:

 

"Liverpool to blame? Hmmm I wouldn't say so, no. Do I think questions need asked of Newcastle? I wouldn't say yes, but questions do need asked yes"

Is that a proper quote from him?

 

Sounds like buyers regret 

[Poon Raccoon]

14 hours ago, TBG said:

 

"Liverpool to blame? Hmmm I wouldn't say so, no. Do I think questions need asked of Newcastle? I wouldn't say yes, but questions do need asked yes"

The only question that needs asking Jamie is Liverpool’s actions in tapping our player up prior to his move.

[Izakaya]

Might have shouted 'ISAKS A RAT' from the car at a lad in their away kit walking down the back of the NGV yesterday. 

[Dr Venkman]

1 hour ago, NG32 said:

Is that a proper quote from him?

 

Sounds like buyers regret 

[Colos Short and Curlies]

 

[Cf]

16 minutes ago, Colos Short and Curlies said:

 

 

I liked the first one, thought Finding Dory was alright but there’s no way I’m watching this one. Pixar have sold out. 

[GeordieToon]

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/17xeds4pnb/

[LaurentRobert]

Can't believe these mugs gave him a 6 year deal on 300k 😂 He now has zero incentive to perform for another contract as he'll be 32 by the time the current deal runs out. 

 

Expecting alot of tight groins and calves so he can fuck off for weeks on end staring at his bank account. Wonder how much patience Liverpool fans will have if this continues much further. Not alot I'd expect considering he cost £130m. 

 

The inevitable backlash from the Scousers towards him is going to be glorious.

 

 

Edited October 26, 2025 by LaurentRobert

[Chris_R]

1 hour ago, LaurentRobert said:

Not alot I'd expect considering he cost £130m. 

 

Add in 6 years of wages plus a signing on fee, it's more than £230m

[Interpolic]

1 hour ago, LaurentRobert said:

staring at his bank account

 

[Cf]

There is that to be said for being a stepping stone. You have to perform to get your move. 

[McDog]

Alex is dogshit to me.
 

 

[mouldy_uk]

Alternative take - Agent Alex knew his groin was melting at the end of last season but due to his love of us, he wanted to help us one last time by screwing over our bitter hated enemies out of millions.
 

He had it all planned out from day one and took the hatred of us all to push the deal through and deliver a blow to our rivals. A true patriot. 

 

[Myleftboot]

15 minutes ago, mouldy_uk said:

Alternative take - Agent Alex knew his groin was melting at the end of last season but due to his love of us, he wanted to help us one last time by screwing over our bitter hated enemies out of millions.
 

He had it all planned out from day one and took the hatred of us all to push the deal through and deliver a blow to our rivals. A true patriot. 

 

Nar just think he’s a selfish cunt.

[HawK]

16 minutes ago, mouldy_uk said:

Alternative take - Agent Alex knew his groin was melting at the end of last season but due to his love of us, he wanted to help us one last time by screwing over our bitter hated enemies out of millions.
 

He had it all planned out from day one and took the hatred of us all to push the deal through and deliver a blow to our rivals. A true patriot. 

 

 

I mean, you can't disprove it

[Fak]

Just now, Myleftboot said:

Nar just think he’s a selfish cunt.

 

[mouldy_uk]

9 minutes ago, Myleftboot said:

Nar just think he’s a selfish cunt.

That’s probably where my money would be 

[mayubeproud]

22 minutes ago, mouldy_uk said:

Alternative take - Agent Alex knew his groin was melting at the end of last season but due to his love of us, he wanted to help us one last time by screwing over our bitter hated enemies out of millions.
 

He had it all planned out from day one and took the hatred of us all to push the deal through and deliver a blow to our rivals. A true patriot. 

 

Tbf if he continues to struggle, I will probably hate him less. He had very bad intentions against us, but at the end of the day, we got a better striker (Woltemade) plus another striker (Wissa) due to his antics.

[relámpago blanco]

Did they not do a medical? We all knew he had issues. He probably needed an op over the summer but put it off to push through the move.

[Conjo]

29 minutes ago, mouldy_uk said:

Alternative take - Alex knew his groin was melting at the end of last season but due to his love of himself, he wanted to secure himself one last time by screwing over anyone willing to give him a big contract.
 

He had it all planned out from day one and took the hatred of us all to push the deal through.

 

 

Fyp 

[gbandit]

1 minute ago, mayubeproud said:

Tbf if he continues to struggle, I will probably hate him less. He had very bad intentions against us, but at the end of the day, we got a better striker (Woltemade) plus another striker (Wissa) due to his antics.

Will always hate the lad but it’ll mainly be passive hate unless he says shit about us or scores against us. I do enjoy seeing him fail at Liverpool but I have reverted back to hating their club more than him and that’s a healthy development for me 

[CallumG6]

We beat Spurs on Weds, bin dippers beat Palace and we draw the cunts at SJP.

 

Then we absolutely pillory him for 90 (+10 mins added on for Scousers to equalise).

[PauloGeordio]

1 minute ago, CallumG6 said:

We beat Spurs on Weds, bin dippers beat Palace and we draw the cunts at SJP.

 

Then we absolutely pillory him for 90 (+10 mins added on for Scousers to equalise).

His groin would flare up prior to the match. No way would he be able to deal with a hate filled bear pit.

[Fak]

They've honoured him with a mural now. Celebrating his only goal for the club at home to Southampton in the Carabao.

 

[Optimistic Nut]

3 hours ago, relámpago blanco said:

Did they not do a medical? We all knew he had issues. He probably needed an op over the summer but put it off to push through the move.

 

Probably why he refused to train. Worried he's injure himself and fail a medical.