andycap Posted November 1, 2025 Share Posted November 1, 2025 I'd be playing wirtz every game he's there future drop the donkey on the right the twisty bugger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaurentRobert Posted November 1, 2025 Share Posted November 1, 2025 It's gone from "tightness in groin" to being unavailable for 4 games in a row. What is actually happening with Isak? Is he out for months or weeks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy84 Posted November 1, 2025 Share Posted November 1, 2025 3 minutes ago, LaurentRobert said: It's gone from "tightness in groin" to being unavailable for 4 games in a row. What is actually happening with Isak? Is he out for months or weeks We’ve heard it all before Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_n_white Posted November 1, 2025 Share Posted November 1, 2025 42 minutes ago, Super Duper Branko Strupar said: Back to Klopps 11 I see. Looks like it, they will win tonight with those three back in midfield. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted November 1, 2025 Share Posted November 1, 2025 (edited) 18 minutes ago, LaurentRobert said: It's gone from "tightness in groin" to being unavailable for 4 games in a row. What is actually happening with Isak? Is he out for months or weeks Fuck knaaz, but I’m all for it. Every time he has a shite game or is unavailable it gives me some stiffness in my groin. We’re like Elliot and E.T. Edited November 1, 2025 by bobbydazzla Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted November 1, 2025 Share Posted November 1, 2025 56 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said: Could be in the stands I suppose ? Looks like they snapped MacAllister on the toilet just after he was informed that his wife had been shagging the Gunnersaurus for the last four years Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe1984 Posted November 1, 2025 Share Posted November 1, 2025 19 minutes ago, LaurentRobert said: It's gone from "tightness in groin" to being unavailable for 4 games in a row. What is actually happening with Isak? Is he out for months or weeks He's a striker. He's on strike. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOTONEW Posted November 1, 2025 Share Posted November 1, 2025 (edited) Isak sucks. Edited November 1, 2025 by GOTONEW Posted in the wrong thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted November 1, 2025 Share Posted November 1, 2025 (edited) Onana has been shite. Edit: wrong thread, Isak is a rat Edited November 1, 2025 by TaylorJ_01 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fountain Posted November 2, 2025 Share Posted November 2, 2025 Liverpool have played 10 league games, 900 mins. Isak has played 255 mins, in that time Liverpool have scored 1 goal, a goal every 255 mins. In the other 645 mins they've scored 17 goals, a goal every 37 mins. Conclusion, Isak is shite for Liverpool. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted November 2, 2025 Share Posted November 2, 2025 He can contact his agent to see how to plan for next summer move Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fountain Posted November 2, 2025 Share Posted November 2, 2025 4 hours ago, Zero said: He can contact his agent to see how to plan for next summer move That'll depend if West Ham stay up or not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED209 Posted November 2, 2025 Share Posted November 2, 2025 4 hours ago, Zero said: He can contact his agent to see how to plan for next summer move needs a warmer climate, helps prevent muscle injuries. Saudi for more coin for the lad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted November 2, 2025 Share Posted November 2, 2025 5 hours ago, Zero said: He can contact his agent to see how to plan for next summer move He only cares about money and he's on 300k/week for the next 6 years. Doesn't matter if he plays or not, reckon he's perfectly happy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyUtd Posted November 2, 2025 Share Posted November 2, 2025 Still raw in Tynemouth apparently 😃 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted November 2, 2025 Share Posted November 2, 2025 9 minutes ago, KennyUtd said: Still raw in Tynemouth apparently 😃 Nice of Bruce to make an appearance as well Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaurentRobert Posted November 3, 2025 Share Posted November 3, 2025 (edited) Still not training and ruled out for the Madrid match and potentially out for Sunday too. What a bum Edited November 3, 2025 by LaurentRobert Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted November 3, 2025 Share Posted November 3, 2025 2 minutes ago, LaurentRobert said: Still not training and ruled out for the Madrid match and potentially out for Sunday too. What a bum Hope he’s ok Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fountain Posted November 3, 2025 Share Posted November 3, 2025 18 minutes ago, LaurentRobert said: Still not training and ruled out for the Madrid match and potentially out for Sunday too. What a bum Slot quietly relieved, takes the pressure of him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenC Posted November 4, 2025 Share Posted November 4, 2025 (edited) Libpewl fan at work telling me there's apparently a fear building in the fanbase that he's absolutely fine but about to get whacked with a big suspension for something or other Absolutely no idea where he/they've got that from but all the same Edited November 4, 2025 by OpenC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinky Posted November 4, 2025 Share Posted November 4, 2025 Who'd a thought it.....Isak still gratifying NUFC fans. Well done son! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteV Posted November 4, 2025 Share Posted November 4, 2025 29 minutes ago, OpenC said: Libpewl fan at work telling me there's apparently a fear building in the fanbase that he's absolutely fine but about to get whacked with a big suspension for something or other Absolutely no idea where he/they've got that from but all the same As if a Nordic player would sign for a Merseyside team then disappear without trace… Spoiler Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gola Posted November 4, 2025 Share Posted November 4, 2025 Tbf his house did look like a nonce lived there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted November 4, 2025 Share Posted November 4, 2025 49 minutes ago, OpenC said: Libpewl fan at work telling me there's apparently a fear building in the fanbase that he's absolutely fine but about to get whacked with a big suspension for something or other Absolutely no idea where he/they've got that from but all the same There's a rumour going about that he has failed a "test" and Liverpool are using the groin issue as a reason for his temp ban. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted November 4, 2025 Share Posted November 4, 2025 2 minutes ago, NG32 said: There's a rumour going about that he has failed a "test" and Liverpool are using the groin issue as a reason for his temp ban. Ah, the old Paul Dummett injury. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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