Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Dokko]

2 minutes ago, Nine said:

Really couldn’t have gone much worse for him/them could it?

 

You could call it karma for signing a self serving, egotistical player who would do the very same to them if Real Madrid came calling.

 

 

 

 

He'd be lucky if Real Betis comes calling.

[Skeletor]

 

   

[RodneyCisse]

2 minutes ago, Skeletor said:

 

   

Last thing they need to be doing is given that fraud Slot any more money. Won the league with Klopps team and thinks he’s the bees knees.

[Magic Rat]

2 hours ago, 54 said:

Alexander Isak is the first player to lose each of his first 4 top-flight league starts for Liverpool since Percy Saul in October 1906.

Having done some AI research on this Percy Saul was the all time record holder for Liverpool in this feat.  So I would like to wish Rat every success in his attempt to be the sole holder of this record the next time he is picked to start.

[LordJake]

Exhibit A for the scale of the current decline is Alexander Isak, pursued and finally signed from Newcastle United amid much acrimony for a British record fee of £125m.

He arrived ring rusty from his strike on Tyneside, then picked up a groin injury that put him on the sidelines. To say he has had a false start at Anfield is a masterpiece of understatement.

Slot gave Isak his chance here. If he did not exactly do nothing, he did next to it.

He was peripheral, lightweight, lost🤣🤣🤣

[Displayname]

Anyone still thinking Liverpool ripped us off? 

His valuation was entirely made up of that run against Everton and Murphy's perfectly laid assists to him

[Skeletor]

Just now, LordJake said:

Exhibit A for the scale of the current decline is Alexander Isak, pursued and finally signed from Newcastle United amid much acrimony for a British record fee of £125m.

He arrived ring rusty from his strike on Tyneside, then picked up a groin injury that put him on the sidelines. To say he has had a false start at Anfield is a masterpiece of understatement.

Slot gave Isak his chance here. If he did not exactly do nothing, he did next to it.

He was peripheral, lightweight, lost🤣🤣🤣

 

At least he's got his new attack dog to keep him safe from all the hurty word tweets he's receiving from Newcastle and Sweden fans.

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

6 minutes ago, RodneyCisse said:

Last thing they need to be doing is given that fraud Slot any more money. Won the league with Klopps team and thinks he’s the bees knees.

I really hope they do 

[GeordieToon]

shouldn't kick a man when he's down but anyway 

Alexander Isak - 3   

Virtually anonymous. Only 11 first-half touches and just three more in the second half. His only shot was a complete slice on the volley that went sideways.

[Danh1]

Is he as good as we thought he was? Was talking to my mate at the match the day, were we deluded in thinking he’s class? 
 

I hope we were 

[Kid Icarus]

13 minutes ago, Skeletor said:

 

   

TBG's posts weren't even a joke.

[Displayname]

2 minutes ago, Danh1 said:

Is he as good as we thought he was? Was talking to my mate at the match the day, were we deluded in thinking he’s class? 
 

I hope we were 

I can say that I'm not totally surprised of the start he is having. Said countless times last season that having him on was like playing with 10 men.

 

But he obviously has more in him than he is showing atm.

[Ben]

Salah is getting a free ride this season, he's been horrific, no service at all 

[christ]

1 minute ago, Danh1 said:

Is he as good as we thought he was? Was talking to my mate at the match the day, were we deluded in thinking he’s class? 
 

I hope we were 

His record speaks for itself. But I think we’re seeing that it was definitely fluffed by the fact we built the team to service him and him alone.
 

He’s not the focal point at Liverpool and they’re not going to upend the entire team to play to his strengths. At the minute it doesn’t look like he can cope with that.

[Gazzaschicken]

"When we sign Isak it's over"

 

Damn right it is, just not in the way you thought

[Kid Icarus]

Ekitike looks so much better than him tbh, he'd have been absolutely incredible here.

[Danh1]

2 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

Ekitike looks so much better than him tbh, he'd have been absolutely incredible here.

Must be pissed off that hes behind the rat there. 

[joeyt]

 

 

 

[Kid Icarus]

1 minute ago, Danh1 said:

Must be pissed off that hes behind the rat there. 

Only a matter of time with his ego.

[Kid Icarus]

Watching their match and it's incredible how much they're not involving him or playing to his strengths. He's never involved.

 

They'll figure it out eventually purely because of how much they've spent on him, but they're honestly probably going to have to drop Salah and spend again. Until then it's hilarious.

[TheBrownBottle]

6 minutes ago, joeyt said:

 

 

 

‘Unfortunate’ suggests he had nowt to do with those results 

[bobbydazzla]

 

 

[CPL]

If he is going to be a success, the sooner they move on Salah the better. He looks to cut inside everytime and now TAA is gone, it is rare to see where the supply will come from that side. 

 

Us winning today makes his failure so much better. 

[bobbydazzla]

5 hours ago, GEFAFWISP said:

 

Ahem. I created that masterpiece.

You’ll be hearing from my lawyers. 

 

 

Edited November 22, 2025 by bobbydazzla

[samptime29]

21 minutes ago, christ said:

His record speaks for itself. But I think we’re seeing that it was definitely fluffed by the fact we built the team to service him and him alone.
 

He’s not the focal point at Liverpool and they’re not going to upend the entire team to play to his strengths. At the minute it doesn’t look like he can cope with that.

 

I watched their game today. Isak isn't playing well but he doesn't get any service really. Gakpo and Salah never cross the ball. Always cutting inside.