The Europeometer™ (2024/25) - NUFC Qualify for Conference League (at least)

[Big River]

dont do it to yourselves there's no chance either of these useless cunts are getting a result for us tonight

[TheBrownBottle]

Southampton and Leicester took points off Man City and Forest last time out

 

Incredibly though, Spurs and Man Utd are shitter than them, regardless of points tallies

[Dr.Spaceman]

£20 double sorted.

[Displayname]

34 minutes ago, alexf said:

Dunno where 20% chance is coming from for Man U or Spurs. I'd say 99.9% chance of loss. Neither team give a shit about the league and certainly not with both worried about more injuries. 

 

We can't cry about it however as we already took 12 points off both of them so we can't begrudge others playing them. I was more annoyed at the likes of Liverpool, Fulhamand Bournemouth who all took loads of points off us yet didn't turn up against Chelsea and Villa.

 

Just need to take care of our own business. 

 

It comes from the betting companies. They live of this shit so probably knows more than us.

[Izakaya]

A reminder that we were already relegated when we put 5 past 3rd place Spurs in 2016. 

 

Owt can happen on the last day. 

[Paully]

Just hope we get it done this weekend as the thought of Pickford at full time next Sunday if them lot  win Saturday and that twat denies us CL football is horrendous!

 

Ive got every bit of faith in Eddie and the lads though!

 

2nd!

[AyeDubbleYoo]

50 minutes ago, Displayname said:

It comes from the betting companies. They live of this shit so probably knows more than us.

There’s literally no football match where the result is 99% certain. 
 

Even Madrid v Oxford Utd there’d be one match where their striker breaks his leg and they score two own goals. 
 

That said, Man U and Spurs are really bad. 

[The College Dropout]

1 hour ago, TheBrownBottle said:

Southampton and Leicester took points off Man City and Forest last time out

 

Incredibly though, Spurs and Man Utd are shitter than them, regardless of points tallies

Those teams have pride to play for. Man U/Spurs don't. It's Europa League or nothing.

[The College Dropout]

6 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

There’s literally no football match where the result is 99% certain. 
 

Even Madrid v Oxford Utd there’d be one match where their striker breaks his leg and they score two own goals. 
 

That said, Man U and Spurs are really bad. 

You think if Real Madrid played Oxford United 100 times, Oxford would win 2?

 

Like a full-strength Real side?

 

If I was a betting man, I'd put £50 on Man U and Spurs losing. What would that fetch me?

[Mazzy]

1 hour ago, TheBrownBottle said:

Southampton and Leicester took points off Man City and Forest last time out

 

Incredibly though, Spurs and Man Utd are shitter than them, regardless of points tallies

 

Said this to a mate that supports Man Utd and he immediately agreed. Villa and Chelsea playing any one of the relegated clubs this evening would've been a tougher test for them.

[Displayname]

20 minutes ago, The College Dropout said:

You think if Real Madrid played Oxford United 100 times, Oxford would win 2?

 

Like a full-strength Real side?

 

If I was a betting man, I'd put £50 on Man U and Spurs losing. What would that fetch me?

About £35-40 in profit.

 

I have put a £200 bet myself.

 

 

Edited 3 hours ago by Displayname

[Ikon]

If us and Chelsea end the season on the same amount of points and GD what then? Is it the team of the two that has scored the most then? 

[Displayname]

1 minute ago, Ikon said:

If us and Chelsea end the season on the same amount of points and GD what then? Is it the team of the two that has scored the most then? 

Yes, not sure if they also have scored equal amounts. But thats not going to happen now anyways.

[SteV]

2 minutes ago, Displayname said:

Yes, not sure if they also have scored equal amounts. But thats not going to happen now anyways.

H2H points followed by H2H away goals. So that goal Isak scuffed in from three yards at Chelsea would be the clincher.

[timeEd32]

Congrats to everyone making so much money tonight!

[The Prophet]

 

[mondonewc]

Really wouldn't surprise me at all if Man U get a result tnite, don't they have a few good results against other so called top 6 teams? Relatively speaking that is giving where they are in the league. Chelsea aren't that good, and will come onto them which suits their counter attacking setup.

 

Be a big shock if Villa don't win but no result in Chelsea Man U game will be that much of a shock for me. 

[NEEJ]

3 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

 

Arsenal in 6th would be incredible. 

[Stifler]

1 minute ago, NEEJ said:

Arsenal in 6th would be incredible. 

If that happens, then it means Southampton would have beaten them (and us).

In that case so think Southampton should be granted immunity from relegation for the season.

[PauloGeordio]

Probably not, but I’ll be hoping they do! 

[BennyBlanco]

If even one of man United or spurs gets a result - is that pretty much is qualified for the CL?

[Paully]

13 minutes ago, BennyBlanco said:

If even one of man United or spurs gets a result - is that pretty much is qualified for the CL?

Villa lose and we’re virtually there but not confirmed 

[BennyBlanco]

6 minutes ago, Paully said:

Villa lose and we’re virtually there but not confirmed 

 

Come on spurs you useless bunch of cunts😂

[Superior Acuña]

1 hour ago, mondonewc said:

Really wouldn't surprise me at all if Man U get a result tnite, don't they have a few good results against other so called top 6 teams? Relatively speaking that is giving where they are in the league. Chelsea aren't that good, and will come onto them which suits their counter attacking setup.

 

Be a big shock if Villa don't win but no result in Chelsea Man U game will be that much of a shock for me. 

 

Beat Man City away, drew with Liverpool away and also drew with Arsenal away in the FA Cup (beating them on pens). They drew at home with Chelsea in the reverse of tonight's fixture. All a while ago though. 

 

 

Edited 1 hour ago by Superior Acuña

[Superior Acuña]

We'd already have almost wrapped up finishing above Chelsea if just Liverpool didn't play their reserves against them. They'd have to improve their goal difference relative to us by at least seven in their last two games, while winning both and us losing both.