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I think with Amad back Man U have a chance of getting something against Villa - I would say they were convincing against Spurs who had their chances. 

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Think this is right. The probabilities are my own but I think it's about right :lol:

 

Apologies if I've fucked it...

 

*I've also just assumed that City will get enough from Bournemouth and Fulham too. I'll be fucked if I'm bringing them into it*

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1 minute ago, midds said:

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Think this is right. The probabilities are my own but I think it's about right :lol:

 

Apologies if I've fucked it...

Nice, try with the odds from oddscheckers:

 

Newcastle

H 72%

D 18%

A 10%

 

Villa

H 25%

D 25%

A 50%

 

Chelsea

H 29%

D 25%

A 46%

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The Prophet

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So every season on the last day, there's usually a game that goes mental and at least one good hiding.

 

23/24
Brentford 2-4 Newcastle 
Luton 2-4 Fulham
Palace 5-0 Villa

 

22/23
Southampton 4-4 Liverpool 
Arsenal 5-0 Wolves

 

21/22
City 3-2 Villa
Arsenal 5-1 Everton 
Norwich 0-5 Spurs

 

20/21
Leicester 2-4 Spurs
City 5-0 Everton

 

19/20
Arsenal 3-2 Watford 
City 5-0 Norwich 

 

Etc

 

What we thinking this year?

 

 

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midds

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5 minutes ago, Displayname said:

Nice, try with the odds from oddscheckers:

 

Newcastle

H 72%

D 18%

A 10%

 

Villa

H 25%

D 25%

A 50%

 

Chelsea

H 29%

D 25%

A 46%

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Virtually the same :thup:

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2 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

So every season on the last day, there's usually a  game that goes mental and at least onr good hiding.

 

23/24
Brentford 2-4 Newcastle 
Luton 2-4 Fulham
Palace 5-0 Villa

 

22/23
Southampton 4-4 Liverpool 
Arsenal 5-0 Wolves

 

21/22
City 3-2 Villa
Arsenal 5-1 Everton 
Norwich 0-5 Spurs

 

20/21
Leicester 2-4 Spurs
City 5-0 Everton

 

19/20
Arsenal 3-2 Watford 
City 5-0 Norwich 

 

Etc

 

What we thinking this year?

Newcastle United 3-0 Everton

Chelsea 3-2 Forest

Man Utd 3-4 Aston Villa

Fulham 0-4 Man City

Southampton 0-5 Arsenal

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Why’s everyone obsessing and pontificating about what other teams might do

 

We win. We get CL. End of 

 

Must have a pretty warped mind to think we’re not in with a very good chance of beating Everton at home 

 

Stop the self-flagellation. Put the spreadsheets, tarot cards, crystal balls and tea leaves away

 

Enjoy your week, be ready to gan radge on Sunday
  

 

 

 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

So every season on the last day, there's usually a  game that goes mental and at least onr good hiding.

 

23/24
Brentford 2-4 Newcastle 
Luton 2-4 Fulham
Palace 5-0 Villa

 

22/23
Southampton 4-4 Liverpool 
Arsenal 5-0 Wolves

 

21/22
City 3-2 Villa
Arsenal 5-1 Everton 
Norwich 0-5 Spurs

 

20/21
Leicester 2-4 Spurs
City 5-0 Everton

 

19/20
Arsenal 3-2 Watford 
City 5-0 Norwich 

 

Etc

 

What we thinking this year?

Don't care how. Don't care how much. Just win. 1-0, 5-0, 5-4, don't care.

 

That's all my brain can handle right now :lol:

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1 minute ago, Norseman said:

Don't care how. Don't care how much. Just win. 1-0, 5-0, 5-4, don't care.

 

That's all my brain can handle right now :lol:

 

Oh wasn't referring to our game, just chatting in general.

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9 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

Why’s everyone obsessing and pontificating about what other teams might do

 

We win. We get CL. End of 

 

Must have a pretty warped mind to think we’re not in with a very good chance of beating Everton at home 

 

Stop the self-flagellation. Put the spreadsheets, tarot cards, crystal balls and tea leaves away

 

Enjoy your week, be ready to gan radge on Sunday
  

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you dont like spreadsheets fine, but dont compare it to that fucking that shit ;)

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9 minutes ago, Displayname said:

If you dont like spreadsheets fine, but dont compare it to that fucking that shit ;)


Plot twist. I really like spreadsheets, use them every day 

 

Just never as a comfort blanket ahead of a football match 

 

 

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11 minutes ago, huss9 said:

villa chelsea and forest - offer them our position and fixture or theirs?

they take it ours in a shot.

Without doubt. Imagine being in the away end at Old Trafford next week, couple of goals up but having to keep checking your phone to see if we are winning? 
 

It’s in our hands. Can’t ask for more. 

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Shitting it for the Everton game but it's in our own hands ( none of the Dino arms Pickford bullshit) bank hol weekend get pissed and see the lads over the line.

 

Would of snapped hands off to have won a cup and be in this position at start of season - so gotta be positive even if we did miss out albeit being so close missing out would feel like it took the edge off our successful season ( even tho it wouldn't)

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3 minutes ago, Geordie Magpie said:

Shitting it for the Everton game but it's in our own hands ( none of the Dino arms Pickford bullshit) bank hol weekend get pissed and see the lads over the line.

 

Would of snapped hands off to have won a cup and be in this position at start of season - so gotta be positive even if we did miss out albeit being so close missing out would feel like it took the edge off our successful season ( even tho it wouldn't)

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28 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

Why’s everyone obsessing and pontificating about what other teams might do

 

We win. We get CL. End of 

 

Must have a pretty warped mind to think we’re not in with a very good chance of beating Everton at home 

 

Stop the self-flagellation. Put the spreadsheets, tarot cards, crystal balls and tea leaves away

 

Enjoy your week, be ready to gan radge on Sunday
  

 

 

 

 

 

 

What if we win 1-0.

 

Chelsea win 4-0.

 

Villa win 15-0.

 

What then?

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Disappointing to have lost today but we've put ourselves in an amazing position: win one home game against a mid-table side and CL is ours. We missed some opportunities in consecutive away games to put it to bed, but you take this all season long.  

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11 minutes ago, Anderson said:

 

I think only if Chelsea finish 7th, but win the Conference League now that Palace have qualified via FA Cup.

 

Also if Chelsea finish 6th and we finishing 7th, but this can only happen by us getting absolutely battered by Everton.[emoji38]

 

 

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