Jinky Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 I was on holiday in Sardinia last month - think that must have swung it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memphis Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 (edited) Surely he'd love a bit of ABBA We signed a legend from Milan that night He took a flight Wor Sandro He's had to come from Italy Now Toon-ali Wor Sandro Edited June 23, 2023 by Memphis Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Chicken Dancer said: Aye he will get the Ben Arfa/Dubravka chant no doubt. The scousers or Manchester reds would have verses and verses at the ready. I basically gave up on St James songs when the faithful failed to pick up on the "Oh Miggy you're so fine, you'r so fine you blow my mind hey Miggy!!" I mean it was so simple, everyone knows it, and it's virtually an anthem. But nooo, we had to have some other dirge which no one could possibly pick up so it ended up being a few diehards singing it among themselves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 39 minutes ago, Lazarus said: To Pitbulls Timber Hes signing on Its To-nali Hes from Milan Hes a midfielder Wooo ooo ooo Reveal hidden contents Yeah its shit If Arsenal don’t sing a version of this if they sign Timber from Ajax they should be folded. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 10 minutes ago, Ameritoon said: Detroit-style like usual Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stottie Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 To-na-liiiiiii, To-na-li! To-na-liiiiiii, To-na-li! Come and see me! Geordies in Champions League! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 1 minute ago, Stottie said: To-na-liiiiiii, To-na-li! To-na-liiiiiii, To-na-li! Come and see me! Geordies in Champions League! I'll need to watch that video a few times just to make sure I get the right beat and rhythm for your effort. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 I don't mind, I get the feeling You'll be fine, I still believe that In this world, we've got to find the time For Sandro Tonali Literally only have to change the last couple of words and it's fucking mint I don't care what you think. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 Not my original work but - He's Italian, he's hard, sprays the ball 40 yards, that's Tonali. Left Milan for the Tyne, wins the ball every time, that's Tonali. (And so on...?) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 9 minutes ago, cubaricho said: No way. Detroit style is fucking awesome. There is no bad style of pizza, as long as it's baked right and the toppings aren't fully shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 9 minutes ago, cubaricho said: when all god's creations sing, is Detroit-style pizza not part of the choir? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 1 hour ago, HaydnNUFC said: New chant idea for Tonali We've got Bruno in the middle He knows exactly what we need Botman at the back, Isak in attack Newcastle's gonna win the Premier League The one someone posted of him arriving in a Fiat is the only song that should be allowed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, Kanji said: No way. Detroit style is fucking awesome. There is no bad style of pizza, as long as it's baked right and the toppings aren't fully shit. 1 minute ago, Ameritoon said: when all god's creations sing, is Detroit-style pizza not part of the choir? Detroit style is easily near the bottom of the list in terms of best slices (it’s not terrible or anything for what it’s worth). Although I know it is quite the pizza du jour right now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 Surely the simplest song is largely written already. Could be as few as two changes unless someone can get creative with "big pizza pie." When the moon (toon) hits your eye Like a big pizza pie, that's amore (Tonali) When the world seems to shine Like you've had too much wine, that's amore Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 Just now, timeEd32 said: Surely the simplest song is largely written already. Could be as few as two changes unless someone can get creative with "big pizza pie." When the moon (toon) hits your eye Like a big pizza pie, that's amore (Tonali) When the world seems to shine Like you've had too much wine, that's amore That's basically what Cronky just posted above but he formatted it absolutely shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 11 minutes ago, Cronky said: Not my original work but - He's Italian, he's hard, sprays the ball 40 yards, that's Tonali. Left Milan for the Tyne, wins the ball every time, that's Tonali. (And so on...?) This is how it should have read: He's Italian, he's hard sprays the ball 40 yards that's Tonali...! Left Milan for the Tyne wins the ball every time that's Tonali...! etc You could maybe come up with some better words, but the jist of it is right. Definitely the best tune so far. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 1 minute ago, timeEd32 said: Surely the simplest song is largely written already. Could be as few as two changes unless someone can get creative with "big pizza pie." When the moon (toon) hits your eye Like a big pizza pie, that's amore (Tonali) When the world seems to shine Like you've had too much wine, that's amore I did a full version of that song a while back and it got completely ignored The “Eats Spaghetti, Drinks Moretti, Oh Sandro Tonali” which got posted a bit earlier is the only one simple enough to catch on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 Tonali it is happened to me right in front of my face and i just cannot hide it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalove Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 Anyone have chat GPT? I think we’re better off just asking that AI to come up with a song Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 I get the feeling we are all bored to fuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 6 minutes ago, cubaricho said: Detroit style is easily near the bottom of the list in terms of best slices (it’s not terrible or anything for what it’s worth). Although I know it is quite the pizza du jour right now. Caramelized crust is one of the best things to ever happen to pizza imo. I fluctuate between Detroit, NY, and Neapolitan as my favorites but I'm never disappointed by Detroit-style Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 KT Tunstall He's got the power to shoot, the power to press, the power to pass, yeah yeah (Sandro Tonali) He's got the power to shoot, the power to press, the power to pass, yeah yeah yeah (Sandro Tonali) He's got the power to shoot, the power to press, the power to pass, yeah yeah! Sandro Tonali This is who I wannabe Sandro Tonali Why the hell d'you mean so much to me? Sandro Tonali Best in all of Italy Sandro Tonali Why the hell d'you mean so much to me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
healthyaddiction Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, Rafalove said: Anyone have chat GPT? I think we’re better off just asking that AI to come up with a song GPT 4.0's chant: (Verse 1) From Milan he did roam, to make St. James' his new home, Sandro Tonali, he wears the black and white with pride, With a Magpie on his chest, he's simply the best, Down the Tyne, watch him glide. (Chorus) Sandro, Sandro Tonali, In midfield, he's our main man, you see, Passing the ball, strong and tall, He's our Italian Geordie. (Verse 2) He's got a vision, a precision, see him split the defence, With a flick, with a trick, oh the suspense, In the heart of our team, he's living the dream, Sandro Tonali, his game is immense. (Chorus) Sandro, Sandro Tonali, In black and white, he's poetry, With each stride, Newcastle's pride, He's our Italian Geordie. (Bridge) From the boot of Italy, to the banks of the Tyne, In the Toon, under the moon, he'll shine, Through the cold and rain, he'll play the game, Sandro Tonali, he's our midfield line. (Chorus) Sandro, Sandro Tonali, Hear the Toon, how loud we can be, Cheering his name, in every game, He's our Italian Geordie. (Ending) Oh Sandro, Sandro, with you we stand so tall, With every pass, with every class, you enthral, Tonali, in black and white, you've answered the call, In our hearts, in our chants, you have it all! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bondedcrown Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 I'm assuming the average age of this forum is 11 years old? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 Just now, Bondedcrown said: I'm assuming the average age of this forum is 11 years old? Currently typing in a full kit on with my own name on the back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now