Newcastle United 0-2 West Ham United (25/11/24)

[sempuki]

Callum Wilson to come on as a sub, score 3 then dislocate his head?

[Miggys First Goal]

Sandro son!

[David Edgar]

Can we please bin off Gordon. Please.

[Holloway]

Aye Bowen the difference here 

[JigsawGoesToPieces]

Shocking pass Bruno

[mouldy_uk]

We need Tonali time 

[clintdempsey]

Well, this is rather shit tbh. No two ways about it. 

[The College Dropout]

Just now, mighty__mag said:

Longstaff watching wan bisaka

Was it not Joelinton he ran off?

[GEFAFWISP]

Ah well, this might shut up the dumbs dumbs who think we have to play Longstaff over Tonali.

[TheBrownBottle]

Just now, Sibierski said:

Kelly’s headers are so pathetic man. Like he’s scared of the ball.

Schar’s header.  Kelly compounded it by moving towards the RCB for reasons that only he will know.  Kelly may have the worst positional sense I’ve seen in an NUFC CB for some time. 

[soyt]

I understand Longstaff in the games where we dont have the possession, but there is no need for him here.

[Conjo]

2 goals from Tonali now and surely he'll be undroppable for our next game?

[OoOGazOoO]

Crazy how Wan Bissaka just strolls through our box unchallenged, really poor from us! Schoolboy stuff

[Dokko]

How the hell is Bruno still on? 

[Aiston]

Get in Howe, Tonali in when 2-0 down.

[Pixelphish]

Just now, Conjo said:

2 goals from Tonali now and surely he'll be undroppable for our next game?

Yeah about that.

[GEFAFWISP]

Just now, TheBrownBottle said:

Schar’s header.  Kelly compounded it by moving towards the RCB for reasons that only he will know.  Kelly may have the worst positional sense I’ve seen in an NUFC CB for some time. 

Rozehnal-esque.

[TheBrownBottle]

Just now, GEFAFWISP said:

Ah well, this might shut up the dumbs dumbs who think we have to play Longstaff over Tonali.

Neither goal was Longstaff’s fault.  The second wasn’t even on the same side of the pitch. 

[Stifler]

Just now, Skeletor said:

Need both Wilson and Isak on at the same time.

Aye, fucking sick of having 1 forward upfront. When we get the ball up front, we have no option because everyone is marking the danger man.

[pubteam]

This is a dreadful display, lazy, shit decision making and shocking finishing on our part.

[Maggies]

Just now, TheBrownBottle said:

Schar’s header.  Kelly compounded it by moving towards the RCB for reasons that only he will know.  Kelly may have the worst positional sense I’ve seen in an NUFC CB for some time. 

His first reaction is always to back off.

[Novocastrian]

Just now, GEFAFWISP said:

Ah well, this might shut up the dumbs dumbs who think we have to play Longstaff over Tonali.

Literally only Howe thinks this.

[Sibierski]

Just now, TheBrownBottle said:

Schar’s header.  Kelly compounded it by moving towards the RCB for reasons that only he will know.  Kelly may have the worst positional sense I’ve seen in an NUFC CB for some time. 

Was meaning for the Bowen chance afterwards, Kelly was unchallenged and headed it straight to them tamely  

[maybe_next_year]

Kelly disappointing even for a 5th choice CB. 

[cubaricho]

Just now, TheBrownBottle said:

Schar’s header.  Kelly compounded it by moving towards the RCB for reasons that only he will know.  Kelly may have the worst positional sense I’ve seen in an NUFC CB for some time. 

I know it’s mid-match but that’s some serious hyperbole man.