Manchester United 0-2 Newcastle United (30/12/24)

[DahnSahf]

7 hours ago, Joelinton7 said:

 

It doesn't matter that it’s “not a criticism”. I don’t think you understand that it’s not your place to tell her to “put some makeup on”. Why even bring up her appearance? It’s irrelevant. She’s analysing football games…

 

You wouldn’t say it about Goldbridge or another male. She doesn’t look unwell at all, she looks totally normal. Didn’t know she was performing just for you and you specifically wanted her to put lipstick on.

 

I mean I've seen some point stretching on here but really? It was posted here, yeah? You're acting like somebody went on her YT channel and pleaded with her to wear a short tight dress!

[DahnSahf]

5 hours ago, Conjo said:

@DahnSahf Picture please. Just want to know if I should bother caring about your opinion or not.

 

Ha, yeah, I think I see how you're trying to be clever here. If I understand correctly then you've missed the fact that I acknowledged the value of her content.

[Eveready]

31 minutes ago, DahnSahf said:

 

On the other hand that is being deliberately offensive. Congratulations on today's snide award.

 

Edit. While I think of it, can someone explain who's been injured by my post and how? Thanks.

 

 

 

Now playing the victim card? 

 

Can't take this guy seriously.

[gdm]

56 minutes ago, DahnSahf said:

 

On the other hand that is being deliberately offensive. Congratulations on today's snide award.

 

Edit. While I think of it, can someone explain who's been injured by my post and how? Thanks.

 

 

 

No one is injured nor do they need to be. 
 

Your doubling down is quite impressive mind. 

[DahnSahf]

5 hours ago, gdm said:

 how is lipstick making her face any less pale. You knew what you were getting at at least own it and not come out with that absolute bollocks. 
 

The point is it shouldn’t matter what she looks like. If looks pale or not has no relevance to her content. As a father of 2 girls I find their view entirely depressing. Grow up 

 

 

 

 

Nah, don't feed me your holier than thou shite. There's a disease that's been spreading through society for about 30 years, which is the desperation to find something to be offended by, and worse still, to be offended on behalf of somebody else.

Woke leftism has encouraged thousands to feel entitled to be upset over the slightest thing, resulting in 'cancelling' people and all that shit (digging up emails from when some cunt was 14 FFS), and claim to be emotionally damaged, especially if there's likely to be a buck in it.

About 10 years ago there were 2 small women who were accepted into the nuclear police. They flunked out in training because their hands were too small to effectively manage the pistols. They sued and got 30 grand each of public money because they 'suffered humiliation'. What a fucking grift.

And this place is the epitome of 'liberal' leftism, where anything is tolerated except an opposing view. I mean it's not just the RTG-like squabbling, the insults, the 'calling out' people for 'shite views', and of course being offended by anyone on the planet who's opinions don't tie exactly with your own. It's about how you see yourselves.

You think because of your 'liberal' world views you're decent people, but like the vast majority of 'liberals' there's an underlying viciousness about your characters. This isn't a recent realisation btw, it's a long held opinion based on years of reading the board. But so what, right? Just sayin'.

 

Disclaimer. The above is of course a generalisation and not aimed at everyone on here. Just fucking loads of you.

 

[Troll]

14 minutes ago, DahnSahf said:

About 10 years ago there were 2 small women who were accepted into the nuclear police. They flunked out in training because their hands were too small to effectively manage the pistols. They sued and got 30 grand each of public money because they 'suffered humiliation'. What a fucking grift.

 

 

They found at the hearing that the grips could have been adjusted to fit their hands, but weren't.  But ignore the facts and use it to rage against wokeism anyway.

 

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There's a disease that's been spreading through society for about 30 years, which is the desperation to find something to be offended by, and worse still, to be offended on behalf of somebody else.

I think you've caught it.

 

 

Edited Thursday at 21:32 by Troll

[Fak]

[wormy]

27 minutes ago, DahnSahf said:

 

Nah, don't feed me your holier than thou shite. There's a disease that's been spreading through society for about 30 years, which is the desperation to find something to be offended by, and worse still, to be offended on behalf of somebody else.

Woke leftism has encouraged thousands to feel entitled to be upset over the slightest thing, resulting in 'cancelling' people and all that shit (digging up emails from when some cunt was 14 FFS), and claim to be emotionally damaged, especially if there's likely to be a buck in it.

About 10 years ago there were 2 small women who were accepted into the nuclear police. They flunked out in training because their hands were too small to effectively manage the pistols. They sued and got 30 grand each of public money because they 'suffered humiliation'. What a fucking grift.

And this place is the epitome of 'liberal' leftism, where anything is tolerated except an opposing view. I mean it's not just the RTG-like squabbling, the insults, the 'calling out' people for 'shite views', and of course being offended by anyone on the planet who's opinions don't tie exactly with your own. It's about how you see yourselves.

You think because of your 'liberal' world views you're decent people, but like the vast majority of 'liberals' there's an underlying viciousness about your characters. This isn't a recent realisation btw, it's a long held opinion based on years of reading the board. But so what, right? Just sayin'.

 

Disclaimer. The above is of course a generalisation and not aimed at everyone on here. Just fucking loads of you.

 

[Hanshithispantz]

She looks about 14

[elbee909]

38 minutes ago, DahnSahf said:

 

Nah, don't feed me your holier than thou shite. There's a disease that's been spreading through society for about 30 years, which is the desperation to find something to be offended by, and worse still, to be offended on behalf of somebody else.

Woke leftism has encouraged thousands to feel entitled to be upset over the slightest thing, resulting in 'cancelling' people and all that shit (digging up emails from when some cunt was 14 FFS), and claim to be emotionally damaged, especially if there's likely to be a buck in it.

About 10 years ago there were 2 small women who were accepted into the nuclear police. They flunked out in training because their hands were too small to effectively manage the pistols. They sued and got 30 grand each of public money because they 'suffered humiliation'. What a fucking grift.

And this place is the epitome of 'liberal' leftism, where anything is tolerated except an opposing view. I mean it's not just the RTG-like squabbling, the insults, the 'calling out' people for 'shite views', and of course being offended by anyone on the planet who's opinions don't tie exactly with your own. It's about how you see yourselves.

You think because of your 'liberal' world views you're decent people, but like the vast majority of 'liberals' there's an underlying viciousness about your characters. This isn't a recent realisation btw, it's a long held opinion based on years of reading the board. But so what, right? Just sayin'.

 

Disclaimer. The above is of course a generalisation and not aimed at everyone on here. Just fucking loads of you.

 

 

What an absolute load of drivel. 'Could it be me? No, everyone else is wrong!'

[Bimpy474]

There is lots in the world to be fecked off about, i wouldn't think a Newcastle duffing up Man United thread is the place though.

 

Can i suggest this fucks off to the politics or whatever thread it's more suited to, so i can enjoy the fact, we biffed the team that is right up there as one of the teams i truly hate with all my soul.

 

Can i please, enjoy the monumental happiness this has brought me. And as someone who suffered a work colleague in a crew of 2 for nearly twenty years, just him and i, and his relentless smugness, arrogance and pure knobheadedness he showed as a Man Utd supporting imbecile.

 

I politely ask, could this fuck right fucking off. And just leave me to wallow in the joy, that Man Utd 0-2 Newcastle Utd brought me, ta.

 

 

Edited Thursday at 21:59 by Bimpy474

[Bimpy474]

PS. Mrs B is in bed with the proper flu, and doesn't look her best. I just suggested she whack some lippy on, and she told me, and i quote.

 

'Go and boil your ugly enormous stupid head, you twat'   Quite right too. The large noggin dig was a bit much mind.

 

 

Edited Thursday at 22:03 by Bimpy474

[cannybagoftudor]

47 minutes ago, DahnSahf said:

 

Nah, don't feed me your holier than thou shite. There's a disease that's been spreading through society for about 30 years, which is the desperation to find something to be offended by, and worse still, to be offended on behalf of somebody else.

Woke leftism has encouraged thousands to feel entitled to be upset over the slightest thing, resulting in 'cancelling' people and all that shit (digging up emails from when some cunt was 14 FFS), and claim to be emotionally damaged, especially if there's likely to be a buck in it.

About 10 years ago there were 2 small women who were accepted into the nuclear police. They flunked out in training because their hands were too small to effectively manage the pistols. They sued and got 30 grand each of public money because they 'suffered humiliation'. What a fucking grift.

And this place is the epitome of 'liberal' leftism, where anything is tolerated except an opposing view. I mean it's not just the RTG-like squabbling, the insults, the 'calling out' people for 'shite views', and of course being offended by anyone on the planet who's opinions don't tie exactly with your own. It's about how you see yourselves.

You think because of your 'liberal' world views you're decent people, but like the vast majority of 'liberals' there's an underlying viciousness about your characters. This isn't a recent realisation btw, it's a long held opinion based on years of reading the board. But so what, right? Just sayin'.

 

Disclaimer. The above is of course a generalisation and not aimed at everyone on here. Just fucking loads of you.

 

Fabulous speech - I heard it in Arthur Marston's voice from RDR2 - not sure if its yours or a copy and paste job - but there is no truth there - society has to bring all religion, gender, politics, hate, love, colour, creed together or WE as the human race will not survive. Think.

[Hudson]

On 13/05/2013 at 13:08, DahnSahf said:

I can't believe how much time and effort you guys waste on all this.

 

Look at the Pardew thread FFS; hours of reading and typing, and who's your message getting to? Each other. I understand the community thing, but in terms of actual action, all you can think of is a few boos and a 'Pardew is Shite' banner? It's not even a Newcastle cliché, it's a football cliché. Sorry to appear patronising, but why don't you do something which just might be beneficial?

 

There is a small pool of people on here who possess considerable collective knowledge. There is an understanding of systems and tactics, a knowledge of World football, access to stats etc. Plus a widespread disgust at Pardew's negativity, on and off field. (IMO he should have been sacked before the Sunderland game, after he made them favourites in the pre-match presser. And now NUFC.com are quoting him as saying he doesn't care if Arsenal beat us 4-0! If true, that should be it again for me.)

 

Why don't you put your heads together and produce your own analysis of Pardew's time in charge, in a clear and reasoned manner, separated into sections on formations, tactics, substitutions, negativity etc., Supported by stats (number of long balls, total games played by each player in comparison with other clubs, and so forth). Good players turned to shite, that sort of stuff. Include a section on suggestions for Pardew's replacement, like that French geezer at Monte Cassino or wherever who wants to come to the prem. Show why they would be suitable for the club (style would suit our signings, youth policy, can work to a budget etc.)

 

Then have someone who is actually literate (nae offence, couldn't resist it  ) type it up double spaced for easy reading and annotation, print it off and send it Special Delivery addressed personally to fat Mike, copied S D to Decca, with a brief covering letter.

 

In other words, as though you had been professionally engaged by the club to review Pardew's tenure and make recommendations.

 

Also, copy it Recorded Delivery to the local press, those national rags which have half-decent footy coverage, and of course, Sky Sports, 5Live, etc. With the document in the public domain it can be disregarded, but not completely ignored like an internet campaign. And it gets the argument across in a style which can't be shrugged off as the knee-jerk response of a few thick pissheads who need a 'reality check'.

 

The beauty of this is that it would require no more effort than you're already expending now on here, just a few quid postage. And who knows, it might at the very least give the 2 at the top something to think about before the forthcoming 'season review'. If it even results in Pards himself rethinking his approach it will be worth it.

 

With that in mind, it would need to be completed in the next week, to be shipped just after the Arsenal game.

 

I'm busy today, but if anyone's interested in doing this, I might come back with further thoughts.

Why are you even on this board? 
 

Looking back at your posting history (very little for 13 years tbh) you have never really enjoyed your time frequenting this board and come across not very well in the way you talk down to people. 
 

You seem to think very little of this place, and it’s posters.

 

 

[Fatwax]

19 minutes ago, Bimpy474 said:

PS. Mrs B is in bed with the proper flu, and doesn't look her best. I just suggested she whack some lippy on, and she told me, and i quote.

 

'Go and boil your ugly enormous stupid head, you twat'   Quite right too. The large noggin dig was a bit much mind.

 

 

 

 

I love it when a longstanding comic returns to the original material that made them a success in the first place.

 

More Mrs. Bimpy content please.

[Bimpy474]

Just now, Fatwax said:

 

I love it when a longstanding comic returns to the original material that made them a success in the first place.

 

More Mrs. Bimpy content please.

 

Nah, genuinely true that. Obviously with a bit cheekyness. Bless her, she is not very well. She's been in bed since New Years Eve, no voice after all the coughing. Not sure about the rest of the country, but we have serious Flu outbreak down here.

[Vinny Green Balls]

2 minutes ago, Bimpy474 said:

 

Nah, genuinely true that. Obviously with a bit cheekyness. Bless her, she is not very well. She's been in bed since New Years Eve, no voice after all the coughing. Not sure about the rest of the country, but we have serious Flu outbreak down here.

And more of your adventures as a Lost Boys version Alex Winter lookalike. 

 

I'm running with this until the end times of this forum.

 

 

Edited Thursday at 22:28 by Vinny Green Balls

[Hudson]

Just now, Bimpy474 said:

 

Nah, genuinely true that. Obviously with a bit cheekyness. Bless her, she is not very well. She's been in bed since New Years Eve, no voice after all the coughing. Not sure about the rest of the country, but we have serious Flu outbreak down here.

speaking with customer up and down the uk it’s rife.

Wife took 4weeks to get over it.  I had it for 3 weeks. 

[Groundhog63]

19 minutes ago, cannybagoftudor said:

Fabulous speech - I heard it in Arthur Marston's voice from RDR2 - not sure if its yours or a copy and paste job - but there is no truth there - society has to bring all religion, gender, politics, hate, love, colour, creed together or WE as the human race will not survive. Think.

 

I heard it in the voice of.... 

 

[Bimpy474]

2 minutes ago, Hudson said:

speaking with customer up and down the uk it’s rife.

Wife took 4weeks to get over it.  I had it for 3 weeks. 

 

Yeah it's running rife like. Our three hospital sites where i work, are also dealing with covid again, and a TB outbreak.

 

Shit, should listen to my own advice and take this to a different thread

[Guybrush]

 

My reaction to this thread 

[gdm]

1 hour ago, DahnSahf said:

 

Nah, don't feed me your holier than thou shite. There's a disease that's been spreading through society for about 30 years, which is the desperation to find something to be offended by, and worse still, to be offended on behalf of somebody else.

Woke leftism has encouraged thousands to feel entitled to be upset over the slightest thing, resulting in 'cancelling' people and all that shit (digging up emails from when some cunt was 14 FFS), and claim to be emotionally damaged, especially if there's likely to be a buck in it.

About 10 years ago there were 2 small women who were accepted into the nuclear police. They flunked out in training because their hands were too small to effectively manage the pistols. They sued and got 30 grand each of public money because they 'suffered humiliation'. What a fucking grift.

And this place is the epitome of 'liberal' leftism, where anything is tolerated except an opposing view. I mean it's not just the RTG-like squabbling, the insults, the 'calling out' people for 'shite views', and of course being offended by anyone on the planet who's opinions don't tie exactly with your own. It's about how you see yourselves.

You think because of your 'liberal' world views you're decent people, but like the vast majority of 'liberals' there's an underlying viciousness about your characters. This isn't a recent realisation btw, it's a long held opinion based on years of reading the board. But so what, right? Just sayin'.

 

Disclaimer. The above is of course a generalisation and not aimed at everyone on here. Just fucking loads of you.

 

yeah, I don’t really give a shit about any of that. You commented having a dig at a girls looks where her looks had no relevance what’s so ever and you got called out for it. It’s not ‘woke’ to find your comment unnecessary. If the looks of a person providing content means that much to you fuck off to onlyfans. 
 

your justification and excuse about her looking pale was more pathetic than the initial comment. 

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

2 hours ago, DahnSahf said:

 

Nah, don't feed me your holier than thou shite. There's a disease that's been spreading through society for about 30 years, which is the desperation to find something to be offended by, and worse still, to be offended on behalf of somebody else.

Woke leftism has encouraged thousands to feel entitled to be upset over the slightest thing, resulting in 'cancelling' people and all that shit (digging up emails from when some cunt was 14 FFS), and claim to be emotionally damaged, especially if there's likely to be a buck in it.

About 10 years ago there were 2 small women who were accepted into the nuclear police. They flunked out in training because their hands were too small to effectively manage the pistols. They sued and got 30 grand each of public money because they 'suffered humiliation'. What a fucking grift.

And this place is the epitome of 'liberal' leftism, where anything is tolerated except an opposing view. I mean it's not just the RTG-like squabbling, the insults, the 'calling out' people for 'shite views', and of course being offended by anyone on the planet who's opinions don't tie exactly with your own. It's about how you see yourselves.

You think because of your 'liberal' world views you're decent people, but like the vast majority of 'liberals' there's an underlying viciousness about your characters. This isn't a recent realisation btw, it's a long held opinion based on years of reading the board. But so what, right? Just sayin'.

 

Disclaimer. The above is of course a generalisation and not aimed at everyone on here. Just fucking loads of you.

 

 

You said a lass talking about football in a vid made after 10pm should put some lipstick on and had a light face or something. Its not about wokeism or being offended on someone else's behalf, its just canny creepy. Might have been banter in the 70s or whenever but being a wrongun was bang on trend around that time too, so its probably not the best measure.

 

 

Edited Friday at 00:15 by Super Duper Branko Strupar

[Ronaldo]

This is still going on? 

[gazza ladra]

FFS