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Feels like it could be effectively wrapped up come Monday night, unfortunately. It's nothing new, obviously, but it is shit how fixture placement can dictate so much. Aston Villa away is one of the hardest matches of the season in most cases, but not in this case tonight.

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9 hours ago, NWMag said:

We should throw the West Ham game, give them any help we can. 

Play like we have most of the season and not much difference tbf [emoji38]

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Although we’d all find it marvellous if it were Spurs to go, West Ham feels like a fairly solid consolation prize to me.

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Personally I’m gutted. When do we think the next time is that a cartel club faces the drop? It’s not happening, this is one of those miraculous seasons where it was all coming together. West Ham have had three seasons out of the premier league during its lifetime, it’s something but it’s like ordering a Pastrami sourdough sandwich with Dijon mustard and caper berries and you get handed over some white bread warburtons with some margarine and spam hanging out the back of it 

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1 minute ago, gbandit said:

Personally I’m gutted. When do we think the next time is that a cartel club faces the drop? It’s not happening, this is one of those miraculous seasons where it was all coming together. West Ham have had three seasons out of the premier league during its lifetime, it’s something but it’s like ordering a Pastrami sourdough sandwich with Dijon mustard and caper berries and you get handed over some white bread warburtons with some margarine and spam hanging out the back of it 

 

Second season in a row for Spurs to be fair. :lol: 

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It's a real missed opportunity. One of the Sky Six going would have been excellent. Mind you, I wonder if Spurs are even considered part of the club now that Levy's gone.

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6 minutes ago, SiLvOR said:

It's a real missed opportunity. One of the Sky Six going would have been excellent. Mind you, I wonder if Spurs are even considered part of the club now that Levy's gone.

 

Can you be part of an imaginary club?

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24 minutes ago, Froggy said:

 

Can you be part of an imaginary club?

You joined an imaginary super league with the other 5

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5 minutes ago, RS said:

You joined an imaginary super league with the other 5

 

Join us in blaming the Glazers for that.

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14 hours ago, gbandit said:

Personally I’m gutted. When do we think the next time is that a cartel club faces the drop? It’s not happening, this is one of those miraculous seasons where it was all coming together. West Ham have had three seasons out of the premier league during its lifetime, it’s something but it’s like ordering a Pastrami sourdough sandwich with Dijon mustard and caper berries and you get handed over some white bread warburtons with some margarine and spam hanging out the back of it 

 

Those sandwiches both sound pretty good tbf 🙂

 

I hear you. I'd *much* rather Spurs go down too, of course - as well as the sheer visceral delight of it (and that stupid stadium hosting champo clubs would be hilarious), it feels like maybe it would deal a blow to any future ESL type schemes that anyone's cooking up. 

  The little bit of copium that I'm smoking is that while spurs would be straight back up as champions, i wonder whether maybe west ham would struggle a bit more in the champ, might even not get promoted first season, collapse of the porn twats - undeniably hilarious. and also another white elephant of a stadium hosting lincoln et al. it maybe the spam + marge on warburtons option - but i don't totally hate that option.

 

 

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West Ham going down would have been pretty funny if Spurs were not an option, although I agree it poses more of an existential threat to them then it does to Spurs.

I’ve never really believed that Spurs would go down, I’ve always thought that if need be, there would be a few dodgy decisions happening. It seems like West Ham are just going to run out of steam though.

 

 

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On 04/05/2026 at 08:36, Froggy said:

 

Can you be part of an imaginary club?


We’re Schrödinger’s Cartel Club. Simultaneously both in it and out of it, until somebody collapses the wavefunction.

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I really hope Forest go through to the final mind, Villa made a complete mockery of the league not only with that team they put out but the players that were on the pitch didn't give a single fuck either .  Spurs are now safe .

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1 hour ago, Geogaddi said:

I really hope Forest go through to the final mind, Villa made a complete mockery of the league not only with that team they put out but the players that were on the pitch didn't give a single fuck either .  Spurs are now safe .

Forest’s team was equally as ‘weak’ as Villa’s mind. 
 

Obviously massive question marks about the application of most of their players that started, but credit to Spurs for at least being committed and motivated against them, as opposed to Chelsea against Forest…

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26 minutes ago, RodneyCisse said:

Spurs will be back in the hunt for Europe next season, it’s a once in a lifetime chance to have had them gone.

This will be the second season in a row they’ll have finished 17th.

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1 hour ago, SteV said:

This will be the second season in a row they’ll have finished 17th.

last season wasn't close points wise.

 

West Ham beating Arsenal and Leeds beating Spurs would be the best GW of football in a long long time.

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1 minute ago, The College Dropout said:

last season wasn't close points wise.

 

West Ham beating Arsenal and Leeds beating Spurs would be the best GW of football in a long long time.

I know, but consecutive 17th placed finishes doesn’t scream being relegated as ‘being a once a generation’ occurrence.

 

Agreed on the second point, obv.

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18 minutes ago, SteV said:

I know, but consecutive 17th placed finishes doesn’t scream being relegated as ‘being a once a generation’ occurrence.

 

Agreed on the second point, obv.

But they weren't actually in a relegation battle last season. They were throwing games at the end to concentrate on a Cup.

 

This is entirely different. This is a genuine relegation battle. They've never been this close to relegation in my life - last season not even close

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11 minutes ago, The College Dropout said:

But they weren't actually in a relegation battle last season. They were throwing games at the end to concentrate on a Cup.

 

This is entirely different. This is a genuine relegation battle. They've never been this close to relegation in my life - last season not even close

Whilst you’re right they weren’t close points-wise last season, there were still 16 better teams than them in the league, and it looks like being the same again this season. 
 

It doesn’t feel like that 16 turning into 17, would be some monumental event that no-one saw coming. 

 

 

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It's true that they weren't in a relegation battle, but I take that 'throwing games' excuse for Ange with a pinch of salt. They were fucking shit, and didn't need to be that shit to be able to win the Europa league, where the final consisted of two shit teams.

 

They'll actually probably surpass last season's points total. They're only one off now.

 

 

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Some off the stuff that’s emerging about West Ham’s finances (which tbf, West Ham fans seem to have known for a while) is pretty alarming.

 

I think relegation might actually be more damaging for them than it would be for Spurs.

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