Nicolas Jackson

[Kimbo]

Chelsea will fuck us around, waste our time, then keep him. I reckon he’ll play for them plenty this season and score more than Delap and Pedro.

 

 

Edited August 6, 2025 by Kimbo

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

He's fucking shocking, man

[Chapo]

Consider me well and truly sports washed 

[Displayname]

Anyone know why he is out of favor at Chelsea?

[La Parka]

 

Run the transfer bath! 

[NE27]

Just now, La Parka said:

 

Run the transfer bath! 

 

 

And ready the transfer toaster

 

 

Edited August 6, 2025 by NE27

[Dr Venkman]

[Jawdaw]

Just now, Displayname said:

Anyone know why he is out of favor at Chelsea?

Basically because he’s a knacker dan 

[Kid Icarus]

8 minutes ago, La Parka said:

Every thread we start a transfer dies. 

Let's hope so.

[OoOGazOoO]

1 minute ago, Displayname said:

Anyone know why he is out of favor at Chelsea?

 

I'll hazard a guess at the fact he's not good enough 

[Elric]

He'll probably be class and then get absolutely mauled at the AFCON. The Newcastle way. 

[Kid Icarus]

1 minute ago, Displayname said:

Anyone know why he is out of favor at Chelsea?

Think it's because he's fucking shite mate.

[McCormick]

Watch how quickly we get this one done

[NSG]

Would have taken him at £40m as a Wilson replacement.

 

At £80m as an Isak replacement then we may as well fold the club.

[Jawdaw]

And why we would want to help those bastards out by buying one of their rejects, I’ll never know. 

[Shearergol]

Better than Wilson 

[sushimonster85]

Assuming this is all part of an elaborate ruse to get Liverpool/Arsenal/Man U/Spurs to buy him.

[duo]

I would rather we spend £50mi on Nunez 

[Moose]

I wonder how many pages this thread will get to before the saga turns into a disaster and which striker we'll be linked to next.

I'll go with page 47 and the turning point will be a Romano tweet " #NUFC ⚫️⚪️ 80m bid accepted by #Chelsea 🔵 but fail agree personal terms with Jackson ❌️

🇸🇳  Jackson wants to fight for his place at Chelsea"

Strand Larsen will be the next man up

[Mahoneys Tache]

[Casey]

2 minutes ago, McCormick said:

Watch how quickly we get this one done

I'd bite your hand off for anything close to 80milli if I'm Chelsea. Granted that was a Ben Jacobs rumour so fuck knows. 

[Wolfcastle]

Like replacing Cole with Milosevic, except a provenly bad Premier League season in the bank Milosevic instead of the unknown quantity

 

 

Edited August 6, 2025 by Wolfcastle

[black_n_white]

I’m actually on board with this one, why not could be fun.

[midds]

Reasons not to do this:

 

1. He's fucking shit

2.  He's fucking expensive

3. They'll take our money and invest in 3 payers who will all become better than Nicolas Fucking Jackson

 

We're absolutely fucking shit at this transfer shit if he's even near the radar. The whole thing has fallen apart

[duo]

Be a huge step backwards - HUGE