Nick Woltemade

[duo]

1 minute ago, Geordie Magpie said:

Reckon Isak is off, we probably had that meeting, come to terms with it's best he fucks off, went straight in for Woltemade and will probably still be in for JSL/Wissa

Still don't want Isak to go to Liverpool - let him rot in the reserves if he won't play

[relámpago blanco]

4 minutes ago, Jaqen said:

Cheers to Wolves for rejecting that Larsen bid btw 

I wonder if we wanted both and if we did Isak goes.  If we could get both in for the Isak monies then its probably fair.

[KennyUtd]

2 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

2" taller than Dan Burn 

Fuck....off.....🤯

[Gaztoon]

Goes for a kip after work and BOOM.

Empire strikes back.

[JigsawGoesToPieces]

Interesting one, obviously more of a "potential" player looking at his staps

 

21/22 - 7 games 0 goals (2.Bundesliga)

22/23 - 31 games 10 goals (3.Liga)

23/24 -30 games 2 goals (Bundesliga)

24/25 - 28 games 12 goals (Bundesliga)

[Mattoon]

This is better than any of us could have hoped for, just when we were thinking it was looking so bleak, amazing business and keeping it under wraps too is awesome

[Fak]

Have RTG said they'd rather Mayenda yet?

[cubaricho]

2 minutes ago, Geordie Magpie said:

Reckon Isak is off, we probably had that meeting, come to terms with it's best he fucks off, went straight in for Woltemade and will probably still be in for JSL/Wissa

2 + 2 = 5 after all 

[oldtype]

Just now, JigsawGoesToPieces said:

Interesting one, obviously more of a "potential" player looking at his staps

 

21/22 - 7 games 0 goals (2.Bundesliga)

22/23 - 31 games 10 goals (3.Liga)

23/24 -30 games 2 goals (Bundesliga)

24/25 - 28 games 12 goals (Bundesliga)

 

He's not really a prolific out-and-out goalscorer IMO. But he's excellent at all aspects of bringing others into play.

[Fak]

Just now, JigsawGoesToPieces said:

Interesting one, obviously more of a "potential" player looking at his staps

 

21/22 - 7 games 0 goals (2.Bundesliga)

22/23 - 31 games 10 goals (3.Liga)

23/24 -30 games 2 goals (Bundesliga)

24/25 - 28 games 12 goals (Bundesliga)

 

And to think he's not had Jacob Murphy supplying him ammo yet

[El Prontonise]

Just now, JigsawGoesToPieces said:

Interesting one, obviously more of a "potential" player looking at his staps

 

21/22 - 7 games 0 goals (2.Bundesliga)

22/23 - 31 games 10 goals (3.Liga)

23/24 -30 games 2 goals (Bundesliga)

24/25 - 28 games 12 goals (Bundesliga)

 

Yeah, think this is a risk reward deal.

[relámpago blanco]

Just now, JigsawGoesToPieces said:

Interesting one, obviously more of a "potential" player looking at his staps

 

21/22 - 7 games 0 goals (2.Bundesliga)

22/23 - 31 games 10 goals (3.Liga)

23/24 -30 games 2 goals (Bundesliga)

24/25 - 28 games 12 goals (Bundesliga)

He used to often play attacking mid

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

Is this lad good then?

[nufc123]

Hes quite elegant for a man of his size.

[wyn davies]

4 minutes ago, Disco said:

Achtung! Das Transferbad ist sehr heiß!

Seeing as we're all getting German lessons, Mein Got Im Himmel that's my lot from war movies.

[Ikon]

Name sounds like a German electrician.

[BGRM]

I thought he was off to Bayern? That's why I wrote this one off. Nice surprise.

[Mr Misery]

6 minutes ago, sempuki said:

How to pronounce his surname?

Voldemort.

[TRon]

Just now, oldtype said:

 

He's not really a prolific out-and-out goalscorer IMO. But he's excellent at all aspects of bringing others into play.

 

 

Sounds like he'd work perfectly with Isak. 

[CPL]

Using Sesko as a smokescreen all along 

[Gaztoon]

Not finished yet aswell IMO.

 

 

[oldtype]

Just now, Mattoon said:

This is better than any of us could have hoped for, just when we were thinking it was looking so bleak, amazing business and keeping it under wraps too is awesome

 

N-O posters:

"WHY WON'T YOU GO BUY SOMEONE FROM EUROPE"

"WHY CAN'T YOU CLOSE DEALS WITHOUT IT LEAKING TO THE PRESS"

 

Andy Howe:

[NufcJ]

Woltemade, wissa (hopefully) and Osula who is getting better, things have completly been turned for us

 

Really good window in the end if we get these done  

 

fuck isak he will regret being second to Ekitke 

 

[TBG]

 

Ahh hello Mr Newcastle. We would in fact like to accept your £55M bid.

 

 

 

 

 

Edited August 28, 2025 by TBG

[Keggy_Keagal]