Nick Woltemade

[Andy84]

Ties in with Bayern’s move

for Jackson 

[Whitley mag]

Just now, TRon said:

 

 

Imagine winning a transfer bidding war with Bayern Munich man. 

The project is back on course.

[Nine]

Just now, James said:

Can’t wait for the opposition defender panic with him and Burn in the box

Hes actually not all that with his head, but it could come with time 

[Hanshithispantz]

DO IT FOR HIM

 

[geordie_b]

Always worry about German/Bundesliga strikers coming to PL, awful hit rate and some massive fees

 

 

Edited August 28, 2025 by geordie_b

[Craig]

Hopefully the set-piece coach is decent as that's at lot of height to hit with him and Burn.

[bobbydazzla]

Ornstein and Romano caught blindsided and left with sloppy seconds 

 

Lovely stuff. The pair of cunts can get to fuck  

[Toon1984]

3 minutes ago, Andy84 said:

Take Andy howes name out of your mouths 

About to say. Some people have some serious back tracking to do.

[bobbydazzla]

Just now, geordie_b said:

Always worry about German strikers coming to PL, awful hit rate and some massive fees

Worrying 

 

[Fak]

1 minute ago, Nine said:

Hes actually not all that with his head, but it could come with time 

 

You dirty bastard

[Whitley mag]

1 minute ago, geordie_b said:

Always worry about German strikers coming to PL, awful hit rate and some massive fees

Klinsmann

[Lush Vlad]

8 minutes ago, Keggy_Keagal said:

 

Great feet for a big man (best said in a Scottish accent). 
 

Really nice touch and gets his body in well. Looks slow, but was regularly creating space and finding a yard. I Can see him working well with our wide men and those Bruno passes into feet. 
 

Always wary of strikers coming from the Bundesliga. But he doesn’t look like he is purely about goals and it’s not like he has a limited skillset. Loads of time to develop and grow (not literally) under Howe. 

[Charlies]

I’m definitely #worried

[Nucasol]

41 minutes ago, Marquee Moon said:

Thought he was nailed for Bayern, seems like a statement signing if true!

 

Some interesting names in the 'similar players' section here: https://fbref.com/en/players/7ca196eb/Nick-Woltemade

Guy at #5 is a complete cunt.

[NSG]

Just spoke to my mate in Germany. He’s staggered. Thinks he’s absolutely class and was nailed on to replace Kane at Bayern.

 

Also trying to sort me a Leverkusen ticket so could be an immense day 

[SiLvOR]

Reckon Howe chucks him in against Leeds ala Isak debut at Liverpool?

[Kid Icarus]

4 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

Copied from my Lewis Hall but I’ll let you have it. 

It's based on the song 'Wonderwall' by Mike Flowers Pop 

[oldtype]

Just now, SiLvOR said:

Reckon Howe chucks him in against Leeds ala Isak debut at Liverpool?

 

I think so. He's match fit and it's not like we have other options.

[Jonas]

What I cant believe is one of those plane spotting posts came up trumps. Don't know what to believe anymore

[Moose]

Is it a sign of trauma that my initial reaction was to think which cartel club are most likely to gazump us? Spurs still need a striker?

[Guest]

Bring Kroos out of retirement on a 6 month deal imo 

[Guest]

great work

[jackflap]

Very similar profile to Isak when we signed him. Looks a bit more naturally physical though, watched a few clips and he really uses his body well too shield the ball and take the contact.

[Ikon]

Feels like such a relief. Looks an exciting player too. Him having good feet is more important to me than being ridiculously good in the air. He looks like a player than can feed our wide players, as well as giving them more space.

[Nucasol]

38 minutes ago, Chris L said:

Surely fake news.  “Interim Merlin (burnsie)” didn’t mention this on his posts this past day or two. He claimed Larsen was a done deal. (And that Isak was training today and leading the line on Saturday against Leeds 😂😂😂)

Well and truly scrambled by the alien rectal probe.