gdm Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 44 minutes ago, Durham Mag said: Nick Woltemade (born 14 February 2002) is a German professional footballer who plays as a forward for Bundesliga club VfB Stuttgart and the Nigerian national team. From his wiki page... This guy is going to be a toon and Nigerian legend. Same birthday as Keegan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 Just now, Charlies said: She lived next door to me but I never met her or got a second chance How did you get a first chance if you never met her? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 2 minutes ago, Wolfcastle said: from that Stuttgart forum. 'A Munich fan states: "The thing with Newcastle happened almost completely silently. During the negotiations with us, every puff was made public. I have no idea how much came from us, but that's sad.' People easily forget, we're as sneaky as a ninja. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 Him holding out to go to Bayern in 2-3 years will be fun Seriously though, the situation was starting to look very grim. We needed to pull a rabbit out of our hat and we've done just that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlies Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 2 minutes ago, Conjo said: How did you get a first chance if you never met her? I think I quoted the song wrong, maybe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 silent transfers are the fucking best. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 1 minute ago, timeEd32 said: Him holding out to go to Bayern in 2-3 years will be fun Seriously though, the situation was starting to look very grim. We needed to pull a rabbit out of our hat and we've done just that. Yea we can’t complaint much, at this stage. We can only hope Eddie can help him settle asap Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiemag Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 Always loved Kroos. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiemag Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 Just now, Zero said: Yea we can’t complaint much, at this stage. We can only hope Eddie can help him settle asap Getting Wissa would be ideal. Bit like how Wilson allowed Isak to settle in his first couple seasons. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitely Content Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 Read that Stuttgart are a proper aggressive high pressing outfit, so big Nick will be ready to drop straight in to Eddie's system and start pressing the fuck out of cunts from day one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritchie Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 Gonna be a nightmare coming up with a chant for this fucker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 1 hour ago, AyeDubbleYoo said: Thought everyone knew about the internet's best NUFC pundit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNmv966NT9o One of her videos popped up on my feed while I was going through a bunch of Sesko highlights and I was like "eh this is looks kinda amateurish but I'll leave it on in the background for five minutes." And then gradually I realize that she is unironically very good at this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberto2005 Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 Hope reckons outside chance he's registered for Leeds. Just guessing I imagine, and I really don't see it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 30 minutes ago, TBG said: Look at this rat FFS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack j Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 5 minutes ago, Fak said: I never get through passport control that quick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlies Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 Yes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 Woltemade, Woltemade, ole ole ole Woltemade, Woltemade, ole ole ole Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearljam10 Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 ah man this is fucking awesome Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Displayname Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 6 minutes ago, Alberto2005 said: Hope reckons outside chance he's registered for Leeds. Just guessing I imagine, and I really don't see it. Why not? We might go easy on the creative questions for the player interview this time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stottie Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 Stats noncery for those into it. Comparison with Ekitike and Sesko (previous targets) and Isak here, on last years' numbers. Click on "Toggle Per90" to get stats per minute played, because big Nick got much less game time. https://fbref.com/stathead/player_comparison.cgi?request=1&sum=0&dom_lg=1&player_id1=7ca196eb&p1yrfrom=2024-2025&player_id2=5b92d896&p2yrfrom=2024-2025&player_id3=3260690c&p3yrfrom=2024-2025&player_id4=8e92be30&p4yrfrom=2024-2025 Notable ones are big Nick is much more of a team player, with 25% more passes a game than Isak and a third more touches. More shot and goal creating actions than the other three. Shooting is just as good, but his average shot distance is far shorter, making him a penalty box striker. The big Nick heatmap on Sofascore has a massive red patch in the box and also at inside left. So my impression off numbers alone is that he's a bit unicorny, he's involved a lot in buildup with passes and touches, but also gets lots of classic striker, I dunno Sir Les or Demba type goals. Also draws lots of fouls, so more of a handful than the other three. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 2 minutes ago, Pearljam10 said: Sad bastard (the Twatter user), why do we need a video of that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberto2005 Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 Just now, Dr.Spaceman said: Sad bastard (the Twatter user), why do we need a video of that I love it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 It is mental how quickly this has happend, 3 and a half hours ago, no-one had a clue and everyone was down in the dumps. Now there is video of him checking into a hotel in the city Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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