Nucasol Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 Just now, JT24 said: Some more of his finest takes. If he was a burger he’d be the XL Whopper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 24 minutes ago, KDT said: Just had a bit of a worry that he might be a bit like Zirkzee in the PL, can anyone assure me that it was an irrational thought? Man United in recent years is genuinely one of the worst clubs in the world to develop as a footballer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 27 minutes ago, KDT said: Just had a bit of a worry that he might be a bit like Zirkzee in the PL, can anyone assure me that it was an irrational thought? Eddie Howe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 5 minutes ago, JT24 said: Some more of his finest takes. That last one Is that an official opta stat 'pass becomes a bit more complicated' success rate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 28 minutes ago, JT24 said: Some more of his finest takes. Needs his head kicked in that bloke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erikse Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 29 minutes ago, JT24 said: Some more of his finest takes. The good old "made it sound like he knew more, but it aged terribly" thing.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 Many such cases Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronson333 Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 From the football genius known as Paul Merson: “ If Nicolas Jackson came back to Chelsea, he wouldn't play and that's the problem. But I'm shocked Newcastle haven't gone after Jackson. I would have talked to Jackson every day of the week. Instead, they've gone and brought in Nick Woltemade for £69m. I don't know what's going to happen. I've never seen him play. And I'd take Jackson over Yoane Wissa every day of the week.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PENKAAA Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 Thank fuck we are doing the opposite of what Paul Merson thinks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 1 minute ago, Ronson333 said: From the football genius known as Paul Merson: “ If Nicolas Jackson came back to Chelsea, he wouldn't play and that's the problem. But I'm shocked Newcastle haven't gone after Jackson. I would have talked to Jackson every day of the week. Instead, they've gone and brought in Nick Woltemade for £69m. I don't know what's going to happen. I've never seen him play. And I'd take Jackson over Yoane Wissa every day of the week.” He’s so Little Englander it’s painful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 3 minutes ago, Ronson333 said: From the football genius known as Paul Merson: “ If Nicolas Jackson came back to Chelsea, he wouldn't play and that's the problem. But I'm shocked Newcastle haven't gone after Jackson. I would have talked to Jackson every day of the week. Instead, they've gone and brought in Nick Woltemade for £69m. I don't know what's going to happen. I've never seen him play. And I'd take Jackson over Yoane Wissa every day of the week.” You'd have thought Merson would have learnt by now “Newcastle have made a big statement with Alexander Isak’s signing. He hasn’t played in the Premier League. “I haven’t seen the big clubs going after him and it’s a lot of money. “I haven’t seen Barcelona or Real Madrid going in for him either and they would’ve seen plenty of him in La Liga. That’s a worrying sign." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 6 minutes ago, Ronson333 said: From the football genius known as Paul Merson: “ If Nicolas Jackson came back to Chelsea, he wouldn't play and that's the problem. But I'm shocked Newcastle haven't gone after Jackson. I would have talked to Jackson every day of the week. Instead, they've gone and brought in Nick Woltemade for £69m. I don't know what's going to happen. I've never seen him play. And I'd take Jackson over Yoane Wissa every day of the week.” I was waiting for him to say something like this. Maybe as a pundit if you haven't seen him you should watch him before commenting since its your fucking job. Prick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 Is Merson back on the peeve ? Pretty sure he tends to sober up for a bit but then falls off the wagon really heavily Genuine question, am not making light of his illness / addiction Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 Merson being worried is normally a good sign tbf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc123 Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 19 minutes ago, Ronson333 said: I've never seen him play. Sigh.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 28 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said: Merson being worried is normally a good sign tbf He'd have us signing Che Adams Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 4 hours ago, KDT said: Just had a bit of a worry that he might be a bit like Zirkzee in the PL, can anyone assure me that it was an irrational thought? reckon Zirkzee would have been decent here because Sir Edward de Howeshire. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT24 Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 Another day without that sweet, sweet 'first day' content. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza ladra Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 4 hours ago, SteV said: We kinda assume they did, but given they couldn’t afford Woltemade, did they just not bother with the other two as they knew they would be priced out, with PL clubs willing to pay the asking fee? Out of the three, you could argue that Woltemade is the biggest risk in that he’s only really done it for half a season, but I guess it probably doesn’t matter whether you’ve done it for 6 months or 6 years in the Bundesliga, the move from there to the PL is always a bit iffy. But not all clubs are managed by Eddie Howe, and that may end up being the difference. But they spent all that money on Diaz ffs. And they were in for Wirtz. They must have assumed Woltemade would soon be available on the cheap. He's prospect anyway, let him get experience at Stuttgart. Thought "He'll be there for them when we're ready." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 I have a story about Paul Merson that I doubt I'm allowed to tell on here Bloke is an absolute weapons grade cunt, and I really don't like using that word usually. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 Just now, Shearergol said: I have a story about Paul Merson that I doubt I'm allowed to tell on here Bloke is an absolute weapons grade cunt, and I really don't like using that word usually. Can't say that man Spill Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 2 minutes ago, Shearergol said: I have a story about Paul Merson that I doubt I'm allowed to tell on here Bloke is an absolute weapons grade cunt, and I really don't like using that word usually. Tell us separately about Person 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 4 minutes ago, Shearergol said: I have a story about Paul Merson that I doubt I'm allowed to tell on here Bloke is an absolute weapons grade cunt, and I really don't like using that word usually. Change the names in the story so no one catches on ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack j Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 4 minutes ago, Shearergol said: I have a story about Paul Merson that I doubt I'm allowed to tell on here Bloke is an absolute weapons grade cunt, and I really don't like using that word usually. Howay man you cant say that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 https://www.instagram.com/p/DN6HiECDvgv/ Drippy baller Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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