timeEd32 Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 I could not care less about fashion but I love that he looks like he hit a different thrift shop every day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteV Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 35 minutes ago, gazza ladra said: But they spent all that money on Diaz ffs. And they were in for Wirtz. They must have assumed Woltemade would soon be available on the cheap. He's prospect anyway, let him get experience at Stuttgart. Thought "He'll be there for them when we're ready." Possibly, that’s what happens with the vast majority of very good young Germans not already with them. But they’ve been burnt if that was the case. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 35 minutes ago, Shearergol said: I have a story about Paul Merson that I doubt I'm allowed to tell on here Bloke is an absolute weapons grade cunt, and I really don't like using that word usually. Did you go for lunch and he refused to give you a 2nd series ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 1 minute ago, bobbydazzla said: Did you go for lunch and he refused to give you a 2nd series ? I like the reference Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 1 minute ago, bobbydazzla said: Did you go for lunch and he refused to give you a 2nd series ? Smell my cheese Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcmk Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 43 minutes ago, Shearergol said: I have a story about Paul Merson that I doubt I'm allowed to tell on here Bloke is an absolute weapons grade cunt, and I really don't like using that word usually. Replace his name with Mr X Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 Just now, dcmk said: Replace his name with Mr X Yeah I reckon that'll probably cover it now like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 39 minutes ago, timeEd32 said: I could not care less about fashion but I love that he looks like he hit a different thrift shop every day. As someone who is into fashion, finding a decent thrift shop is probably the best thing about it And I agree he does give off that vibe, I like the fact he clearly has interests that he's passionate about outside of what he's paid to do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mush Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 Just refer to him as Paul M. Wait, that's too obvious. Let's say P. Merson Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 I have a similar story about David Silva who is the worst human being imaginable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
On the Grid Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 Just now, James said: I have a similar story about David Silva who is the worst human being imaginable. What a player though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 1 minute ago, James said: I have a similar story about David Silva who is the worst human being imaginable. Did he try and get you sectioned ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPar Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 Please dont tease us with juicy gossip stories only to reveal nothing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPar Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 44 minutes ago, SteV said: Possibly, that’s what happens with the vast majority of very good young Germans not already with them. But they’ve been burnt if that was the case. They'll pay double what we paid for him summer 28. Or he'll be shite and not adapt to the EPL whatsoever. However, I think he's gonna be Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 I have a story about Roman Kemp who is the devil incarnate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 Andre Bikey once hit my neighbor with a sock full of batteries Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPar Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 5 hours ago, KDT said: Just had a bit of a worry that he might be a bit like Zirkzee in the PL, can anyone assure me that it was an irrational thought? Just watch some YouTube vids,he looks like the real deal. Great feet for a big man, scores different kinds of goals (one of them he skins 3 players from about 80 yards), links up well, isn't greedy, good head. Likes the ball getting played into his feet, inventive. Oooh, it's a big list of cream cakes and I am inherently excited. He's also a German with a sense of humour that loves his mum n dad, what's not to like? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
healthyaddiction Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 (edited) 10 minutes ago, MagPar said: They'll pay double what we paid for him summer 28. Or he'll be shite and not adapt to the EPL whatsoever. However, I think he's gonna be Hopefully he's not Edited September 2, 2025 by healthyaddiction Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPar Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 Just now, healthyaddiction said: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 6 minutes ago, Ameritoon said: Andre Bikey once hit my neighbor with a sock full of batteries Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 12 minutes ago, Ameritoon said: Andre Bikey once hit my neighbor with a sock full of batteries AAAwful Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronson333 Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Ameritoon said: Andre Bikey once hit my neighbor with a sock full of batteries Lee Bowyer asked a homeless guy for a cigarette and slapped after he said no..True story, fella was a real cunt on many grounds. Edited September 2, 2025 by Ronson333 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledGeordie Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 (edited) Merson drops the classic little England line “does anybody know anything about Woltemade, I’ve not heard anything” Ofcourse nobody knows how he’s going to do but maybe just maybe Howe and the scouts have seen something they like skill wise and maybe he isn’t a dickhead who’s going to get sent off all the time. Edited September 2, 2025 by ExiledGeordie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 Cannot wait to see this lad play - really pleased we got another striker to help him bed in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS Posted September 2, 2025 Share Posted September 2, 2025 Got a feeling he’ll be spending most of his downtime on hippy green, turbo-vaping with the the goths. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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