TBG Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 He's either the best striker post Isak, or the worst. NO IN BETWEEN Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 4 minutes ago, TBG said: He's either the best striker post Isak, or the worst. NO IN BETWEEN In his own words. Can't be better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marquee Moon Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 He comes across really well in his interviews, seems like someone who'll be receptive to a good Howe-ing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 (edited) All feels so easy to say in retrospect but never really got the feeling Isak was the kinda warm person that I think both fans take to and the player themselves take to the club/fans. That's why whether we like it or not...Isak is fucking top. He'll be the new Henry at Liverpool I reckon - if managed right, and that is somewhat because he is a stone cold killer in front of goal. The thing is though - he'll gladly fuck them off too when their time is up for him and I will absolutely revel in that moment. Likewise if he sustains a long term injury I will laugh my tits off. I want Newcastle to be the best it can be, but by God if that is with Dan Burns and Jacob Murphys it will be 10x sweeter than Isaks. Hopefully old Saint Nick will be just that. That warm, loveable chap that Bruno has been, investing in why he is here and becoming an adopted Geordie. Nothing much beats seeing good people get good things in any form of life... Edited September 13, 2025 by Heron Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 Just now, Heron said: All feels so easy to say in retrospect but never really got the feeling Isak was the kinda warm person that I think both fans take to and the player themselves take to the club/fans. That's why whether we like it or not...Isak is fucking top. He'll be the new Henry at Liverpool I reckon - if managed right, and that is somewhat because he is a stone cold killer in front of goal. The thing is though - he'll gladly fuck them off too when their time is up for him and I will absolutely revel in that moment. Likewise if he sustains a long term injury I will laugh my tits off. I want Newcastle to be the best it can be, but by God if that is with Dan Burns and Jacob Murphys it will be 10x sweeter than Isaks. Hopefully old Saint Nick will be just that. That warm, loveable chap that Bruno has been, investing in whybhe is here and becoming an adopted Geordie. You might be right about Isak. He's clearly excellent but I still don't think he's the finished Article, he was poor at the start of the season and at the end. If that's because he was pissed off then fair enough. If he does continue as he probably will though he'll be wanting to join Real or Barca. I wonder if he talks to Zlatan alot. The way he talks about Isak they probably do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 I irrationally love him already. What's that word for a striker who isn't a total snake and cunt? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HayDen Traces Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 7 minutes ago, Skeletor said: I irrationally love him already. What's that word for a striker who isn't a total snake and cunt? Woltemade Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Charlies Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 13 minutes ago, Heron said: All feels so easy to say in retrospect but never really got the feeling Isak was the kinda warm person that I think both fans take to and the player themselves take to the club/fans. That's why whether we like it or not...Isak is fucking top. He'll be the new Henry at Liverpool I reckon - if managed right, and that is somewhat because he is a stone cold killer in front of goal. The thing is though - he'll gladly fuck them off too when their time is up for him and I will absolutely revel in that moment. Likewise if he sustains a long term injury I will laugh my tits off. I want Newcastle to be the best it can be, but by God if that is with Dan Burns and Jacob Murphys it will be 10x sweeter than Isaks. Hopefully old Saint Nick will be just that. That warm, loveable chap that Bruno has been, investing in why he is here and becoming an adopted Geordie. Nothing much beats seeing good people get good things in any form of life... Fucking preach brother 👏 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 (edited) 30 minutes ago, relámpago blanco said: You might be right about Isak. He's clearly excellent but I still don't think he's the finished Article, he was poor at the start of the season and at the end. If that's because he was pissed off then fair enough. If he does continue as he probably will though he'll be wanting to join Real or Barca. I wonder if he talks to Zlatan alot. The way he talks about Isak they probably do. I honestly think Isak can be sublime me like. Hate to say it now purely because he's at another English team. I never warmed to him though and I'm glad I didn't in some way now. Rondon > Isak Edited September 13, 2025 by Heron Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 Is his chant also the ‘ole ole ole’ one?! We need some new material Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Paul Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 Isak is not in Henry's league and never will be imo. Henry had way more pace and could do everything Isak can do. He was just an all round better athlete too. Much less injury prone. Isak always looked knackered after 50-60 minutes in most games as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Lush Vlad said: Is his chant also the ‘ole ole ole’ one?! We need some new material Aye. TBF I was pleased today. Was simple and effective and made him feel loved. Do agree though. I was just singing the Harry Potter tune and all the nearby Hagrids looked at me like some dementor. Edited September 13, 2025 by Heron Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 2 minutes ago, Lush Vlad said: Is his chant also the ‘ole ole ole’ one?! We need some new material Big Nick Wolte - ma - de To the tune of seven nation army is better than the ole ole one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weezertron Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 pls, no more seven nation army Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Paul Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 5 minutes ago, Weezertron said: pls, no more seven nation army F*** it into room 101 along with Freed from Desire. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLC Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 This bloke has instant likeable qualities. He's going to be a star here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPL Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 4 hours ago, CPL said: To the tune of 'Do The Conga' Doo doo doo... Nicholas Wol-te-ma-de That was my effort... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 Needs to pull his socks up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smal Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 Niiiiick Woltemade ooh ah I wanna knooooow how you scored that goal ???? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanegg Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 (edited) Nicky, Nicky, Nicky, can't you see, sometimes your goals just hypnotise me. I just love your flashy ways, Woltemade scores all day. Needs work, but at least it isn't a re-hash of something 35 other clubs have used Edited September 13, 2025 by ryanegg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 57 minutes ago, Heron said: I honestly think Isak can be sublime me like. Hate to say it now purely because he's at another English team. I never warmed to him though and I'm glad I didn't in some way now. Rondon > Isak Was a strange one. No doubt he's one of the best strikers we've ever had but the crowd never really warmed to him. No chants, not proper ones that reverberate around the ground anyway. He was class but you never really felt the crowd were right with him like with Cole, Shearer, Ferdinand etc. When Woltemade scored today it felt different. A full stadium right with him and tbf he reacted to that. I never got that with Isak. He never got the full ground behind him. Maybe he knew. Maybe we knew. Anyway hope he goes on to have a shit career at Liverpool and his replacement does more of what he did today. Then we'll all be happy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 3 minutes ago, ryanegg said: Nicky, Nicky, Nicky, can't you see, sometimes your goals just hypnotise me. I just love your flashy ways, Woltemade scores all day. Needs work, but at least it isn't a re-hash of something 35 other clubs have used Can be sung for Wissa too (when back) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 Let’s keep this discussion about Nick pls Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McDog Posted September 13, 2025 Share Posted September 13, 2025 19 minutes ago, The College Dropout said: Let’s keep this discussion about Nick pls Don't most things here about a new player morph into a sing-a-long? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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