gazza ladra Posted October 6, 2025 Share Posted October 6, 2025 1 hour ago, Lush Vlad said: Ekitike not count? Thought he had 3-4 goals already? Ekitike also 4 in 7? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 6, 2025 Share Posted October 6, 2025 6 hours ago, Menace said: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 6, 2025 Share Posted October 6, 2025 5 hours ago, janpawel said: Reckon we could have something to do with this? Protecting him as much as we can till Wissa is back Imagine him with 2 weeks on the training ground with Eddie Mad dog coughing in the lads mouth before the break. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 6, 2025 Share Posted October 6, 2025 @Super Duper Branko Strupar @Anderson Replace murderer with Woltemade and make the hook about football or Germany or whatever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cf Posted October 6, 2025 Share Posted October 6, 2025 8 hours ago, 80 said: I was thinking, the Germans would be smart to play ball with us over him. Long term they'll benefit more from him getting in depth coaching from Eddie, having his fitness built up and settling really well into his new English club, rather than just playing him against Luxembourg and probably having him barraged with press questions about Bayern's disdain for him Wouldn't surprise me. As much as he'd want to be playing for Germany now there's a longer term game here and he seems like he has his head screwed on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountain Posted October 6, 2025 Share Posted October 6, 2025 11 hours ago, TBG said: Did you make this or find this? It's absolutely genius Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 Howe and the team being able to work with him for next 2 weeks could help massively, shame Elanga would be away. Also our defence aren't away at all so huge opportunity to fine tune the back 4. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 1 hour ago, nufc4eva said: Howe and the team being able to work with him for next 2 weeks could help massively, shame Elanga would be away. Also our defence aren't away at all so huge opportunity to fine tune the back 4. he might still join the squad every article I’ve seen said he’s delayed joining up with the squad and Germany are monitoring the situation Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 10 hours ago, Mike said: @Super Duper Branko Strupar @Anderson Replace murderer with Woltemade and make the hook about football or Germany or whatever. Replace the hot stepper with Woltemade, surely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checko Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 Yeah need that extra syllable. Also can't wait to hear 50k Geordies try and go all dancehall. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 3 hours ago, AyeDubbleYoo said: Replace the hot stepper with Woltemade, surely. https://voca.ro/1ecpohf5BgAS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 Fuck you Ian should be added to the song iyam Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 4 minutes ago, Mike said: https://voca.ro/1ecpohf5BgAS I mean, it sounds better when you say it. I was thinking more “here comes Woltemade… murderer”. But obvs replace with big German bastard etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 I still can't get past "Wolt-e-Madeyy!" sung to the tune of "In the Navy" by the Village People. Easy, memorable and catchy enough for everyone to learn instantly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 I think it's got legs, man. I reluctantly withdraw "Fuck you Ian." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 3 minutes ago, TRon said: I still can't get past "Wolt-e-Madeyy!" sung to the tune of "In the Navy" by the Village People. Easy, memorable and catchy enough for everyone to learn instantly. Damn it all, I'm just going to listen to the Village People all day now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 Just now, Mole said: Damn it all, I'm just going to listen to the Village People all day now. I'm hearing "Woltemadayy!" to that tune even when I'm trying to go to sleep at night. It's done my fucking head in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 6 minutes ago, Mike said: I think it's got legs, man. I reluctantly withdraw "Fuck you Ian." Hey, it’s a creative process, there will be friction. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 1 minute ago, AyeDubbleYoo said: Hey, it’s a creative process, there will be friction. Fair play. I mean we don't even need to take out the hotstepper line. We're like halfway to a chant already. Here comes the hotstepper (Woltemade!) Something Something (Woltemade) Something Something (Woltemade) Something Somethiiiiiiiin! (Woltemade) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 To the tune of darling Clementine. Woltemade, Woltemade, Woltemade leads the line He scores headers he scores screamers German Geordie, on the tyne Or Woltemade, Woltemade, Woltemade leads the line He's a Giant German Geordie Woltemade on the tyne Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facundo Ferreyra Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 On 05/10/2025 at 17:58, joeyt said: He's nowhere near as handsome but he gives me Bradley Cooper vibes for some reason You're right like. Bradley Cooper's got nowt on Big Dick Nick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 What's that coming over the hill? It's Woltemade Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyUtd Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 3 minutes ago, Fak said: What's that coming over the hill? It's Woltemade That's not Woltemade. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 Just now, KennyUtd said: That's not Woltemade. Ah, I see you've played Woltemade/Sibierski before. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyUtd Posted October 7, 2025 Share Posted October 7, 2025 Just now, Fak said: Ah, I see you've played Woltemade/Sibierski before. 😅 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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