wormy Posted October 31, 2024 Share Posted October 31, 2024 Using initials for players with Vs and Ds in their name. VDV will always be van de Vaart. Van de ven can piss off. I still don't even accept Van Dyk as VVD. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenC Posted November 3, 2024 Share Posted November 3, 2024 (edited) Will have posted this before but inspired by watching the lasses v. Birmingham, the way they go by 'blues' with no definite article "Great chance for blues to equalise", "great start to the second period by blues". Fuck off man. Get your heads out of your arses and hoy a The in there. Edited November 3, 2024 by OpenC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted November 3, 2024 Share Posted November 3, 2024 (edited) Mentioned it before but people using 'stay concentrated' for 'keep their concentration'. They sound like toddlers. Edited November 3, 2024 by Kid Icarus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopeandGlory Posted November 4, 2024 Share Posted November 4, 2024 Modern football often eliminating wingers running down the wing and hoying a cross in. Boils my piss watching a winger have a chance to put a cross in but they either: a. turn back and pass it backwards because possession is the most important thing in the world. b. cut backwards because they are left footed and playing on the right for the 1/50 chance they’ll eventually cut in and score a goal. I often think it could be exploited more with a combination of 5 foot nothing defenders like Martinez and modern goalkeepers unable to catch a football. Plus my corner bets. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenC Posted November 9, 2024 Share Posted November 9, 2024 "this group of players". Don't even know what they'd say instead, probably just "this team" might do like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted November 9, 2024 Share Posted November 9, 2024 On 03/11/2024 at 16:15, OpenC said: Will have posted this before but inspired by watching the lasses v. Birmingham, the way they go by 'blues' with no definite article "Great chance for blues to equalise", "great start to the second period by blues". Fuck off man. Get your heads out of your arses and hoy a The in there. Conversely I hate “the” arsenal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenC Posted November 9, 2024 Share Posted November 9, 2024 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Theregulars said: Conversely I hate “the” arsenal. Same principle I reckon. Arsenal doesn't need an article, there's only one of them. That said I reckon it was originally used to fill the meter in songs by making it four syllables, so maybe it's not the same principle. Edited November 9, 2024 by OpenC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted November 9, 2024 Share Posted November 9, 2024 27 minutes ago, Theregulars said: Conversely I hate “the” arsenal. Seems to happen with nouns beginning with 'A' for some unknown reason. Going to the Asda, the Aldi etc. Never the sainsburys or the Tesco Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted November 9, 2024 Share Posted November 9, 2024 7 minutes ago, OpenC said: Same principle I reckon. Arsenal doesn't need an article, there's only one of them. That said I reckon it's only ever really used to fill the meter in songs by making it four syllables, so maybe it's not the same principle. I suppose it’s not much different from us calling ourselves the toon really. Probably coloured by my hatred of arsenal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choppy Chop Chop Posted November 9, 2024 Share Posted November 9, 2024 8 minutes ago, Theregulars said: I suppose it’s not much different from us calling ourselves the toon really. Probably coloured by my hatred of arsenal I know I live a very closeted life since my retirement but I've never heard anyone from Newcastle calling us `the toon` Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted November 9, 2024 Share Posted November 9, 2024 Just now, Choppy Chop Chop said: I know I live a very closeted life since my retirement but I've never heard anyone from Newcastle calling us `the toon` I definitely have, multiple times. Perhaps more common down here in London. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted November 9, 2024 Share Posted November 9, 2024 On 03/11/2024 at 16:15, OpenC said: Will have posted this before but inspired by watching the lasses v. Birmingham, the way they go by 'blues' with no definite article "Great chance for blues to equalise", "great start to the second period by blues". Fuck off man. Get your heads out of your arses and hoy a The in there. I guess that’s why you call them The Blues. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted November 9, 2024 Share Posted November 9, 2024 4 hours ago, Choppy Chop Chop said: I know I live a very closeted life since my retirement but I've never heard anyone from Newcastle calling us `the toon` This has blown my tiny mind Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcher Posted November 9, 2024 Share Posted November 9, 2024 Embroidered crest nonces Long sleeve shirt nonces Sponsorless shirt nonces Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earp Posted November 9, 2024 Share Posted November 9, 2024 Pep constantly rolling goz around his tongue and then spraying it out. Dirty twat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted November 10, 2024 Share Posted November 10, 2024 (edited) 3 hours ago, Earp said: Pep constantly rolling goz around his tongue and then spraying it out. Dirty twat He was doing it in his post match interview, too. Fully stopped himself from spitting at the person interviewing him this is from another time a few years ago but who know what could have happened Edited November 10, 2024 by Astroblack Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earp Posted November 10, 2024 Share Posted November 10, 2024 12 hours ago, Astroblack said: He was doing it in his post match interview, too. Fully stopped himself from spitting at the person interviewing him this is from another time a few years ago but who know what could have happened Fucking disgusting Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joelinton7 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Sitting next to someone at the football who farts for almost 90 mins straight. Vile. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 “You’ve seen [insert name of winning team] now fuck off home.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionOfGosforth Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Players grinning like idiots at the ref as a FK/yellow card is given Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 On 17/01/2025 at 19:40, Joelinton7 said: Sitting next to someone at the football who farts for almost 90 mins straight. Vile. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 On 17/01/2025 at 19:40, Joelinton7 said: Sitting next to someone at the football who farts for almost 90 mins straight. Vile. East Stand? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionOfGosforth Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 On 17/01/2025 at 14:40, Joelinton7 said: Sitting next to someone at the football who farts for almost 90 mins straight. Vile. On par with sitting next to a smoker and having to put up with a cloud of tab smoke in your face during a game, grotesque. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joelinton7 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 18 minutes ago, Rod said: East Stand? No it was at another ground Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joelinton7 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 15 minutes ago, LionOfGosforth said: On par with sitting next to a smoker and having to put up with a cloud of tab smoke in your face during a game, grotesque. Even though it’s illegal. Tell a steward. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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