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I think Parker did it against us earlier this season, really p*ssed me off.

He hardly had the best of times here. In my humble etc, he got blamed for the faults of others too often. Can't blame him for celebrating

 

He left on bad terms with the fans aye. roeders' fault, he's a poor mans Makelele who we tried to make Steven gerrard

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I think Parker did it against us earlier this season, really p*ssed me off.

He hardly had the best of times here. In my humble etc, he got blamed for the faults of others too often. Can't blame him for celebrating

He was on about him grabbing the ball after a foul, wasn't he? :lol:

 

:thup:

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Sport/BBC/Football Pet Hate:

 

When the main story (big image) isn't football related. I almost always automatically click on the big image. It's been especially infuriating with all this Blade Runner™ shite, as it doesn't even keep you within the BBC Sport sub-site, you're booted into BBC News.

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Not directed at anyone here, but the people I was watching the match with tonight.

 

First 64 minutes: "Shola, man, ya shite. Fucks sake Shola that's aaaful."

 

Win penalty: "Shola's got to take this. Howay Shola son."

 

Shola, man, Penalty King. Never a doubt. Get the pel, quick mental check, "Is Shola on?" YES!!! That's in, then. Ice in his veins or summat, still don't understand why Ba took THAT one. :lol: Mackem Slayer too. What a guy.

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I'll assume something ferric or ferrous has just happened and I'm too happy to care, might as well be an American tbh. We've got Angie next? She's quite willing, don't know about the whole squad, like, she'll need a pep talk I should think, a few drinks as well.

 

Marchons, citoyens!

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I'll assume something ferric or ferrous has just happened and I'm too happy to care, might as well be an American tbh. We've got Angie next? She's quite willing, don't know about the whole squad, like, she'll need a pep talk I should think, a few drinks as well.

 

Marchons, citoyens!

Because it needed to be quoted before it's deleted.

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Because it needed to be quoted before it's deleted.

 

:lol: Wasn't gonna delete it, like, it'll make sense to me but I'll think it's shit for public consumption. Tomorrow. Right now I think I'm the puppy's parts. How wrong I am.

 

:drink:

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When the ball is congested down one side of the pitch, and defensive bodies swarm to dispossess us, and we intricately manage to pass our way out of it... and instead of switching the play, the dude passes it back into the melee :fuuu: :lol:

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Players that routinely hack people but also dive all the time. Drogba is like this... he will foul the s*** out of you one minute and the next minute he is going down in the box under a stiff breeze.

 

The entire Metalist squad was driving me nuts with this. Did anyone else see that tackle where the dude slid in on Sissoko from behind and managed to kick him two or three times in each leg? Like something out of the f***ing Matrix. Ridiculous. Was like playing against 10 shitty Suarez's.

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Guest Rey Mysterio

Referees continually giving soft free kicks. The more they do it, the more it encourages players to hit the deck every 2 minutes.

 

The same with giving cards if a player pretends to be hurt. Soon as a card gets produced they get back up and run off. They should give cards out based on the tackle itself rather than the reaction of the fouled player as this is also encouraging players to fake pain/injuries.

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When the ball is congested down one side of the pitch, and defensive bodies swarm to dispossess us, and we intricately manage to pass our way out of it... and instead of switching the play, the dude passes it back into the melee :fuuu: :lol:

 

We do this all the time :lol:

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One I've noticed recently is players taking corners when the ball is outside of the chalked lines.

 

Doesn't make the corner any better and your always at risk of your team scoring and it being pulled back by the linesman.

 

Just pointless!

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Guest Rey Mysterio

One of the funnier things I've seen in football was David Unsworth winding up Hull City fans when he played for Sheff Utd a few years back. Took a couple of corners from outside the line and was told not to by the ref, next corner he put it about a meter outside the line and pretended he was about to take it which got thousands Hull fans in the corner stood up and going absolutely mental at him, he was pissing himself laughing, as was I.

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