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Guest JonnyRogers

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May of been mentioned previously, a lot of pundits particularly this Euro's using the word 'cute'. Glenn Hoddle says it every second word at the moment, mainly when analysing defenders play. Turtle mouth Ferdinand uses it a fair bit too. And it annoys the bejesus out of me.

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Commentators and many other pundits, Robbie Savage et al who state that 'there was contact' therefore it must be a penalty.  Following that through to a logical conclusion it becomes a non contact sport.  Contact should be sufficient to be considered a foul and that does not include a brush of the thigh. 

 

Liverpool get what seems like about 20 penalties a season and they will forensically analyse every frame to prove that Sturridge, Benteke, Henderson were touched by the opposition and were 'entitled' to go down.

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Guest firetotheworks

'Delicious' gets on my tits n'all.

I like using it myself because it's creepy as fuck.

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Guest firetotheworks

'Rooney can't quite bring it under his spell.' Fucking Clive Tyldesley.

 

Code for big player made a mistake.

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:lol: It's fucking horrid.

 

I like how out of place it is. Also a fan of succulent.

 

I also like these terms in football, it just gives a creepy edge to otherwise dull commentary.

 

"Gorgeous strike"

 

"Succulent through ball there"

 

"That tackle was erotic"

 

"A big juicy right hand from the keeper there. So sexy in the replay"

 

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'He's almost hit it too well'  :lol: ITV pundits are class

 

That one does my head in. :lol: When they catch a volley and it goes straight to the keeper. "Oh he's caught that one a little too well if anything. Right on the laces." :lol:

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Guest firetotheworks

I've said it before and i'll say it again - Andy Townsend. Fucking helmet

 

Better.

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The idea that teams who don't or can't score past an opponent "deserve" to be ahead. Unless there's a referee error or egregious injustice no they don't deserve to be ahead, they deserve to remain level as they can't find a way to fucking score...the entire concept of "deserving" something in football is horrid.

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