MrRaspberryJam Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 21 minutes ago, Rod said: People thinking Ten Haag is a good manager because he looks studious and Dutch. apart from wearing clogs how do you look Dutch? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 7 hours ago, leffe186 said: I mean, we had pundits saying a combined XI was all Arsenal players before the game. Merse said weâd be bottom half without Kane, then said Arsenal would destroy us.  Itâs all hyperbole. Build them up, knock them down.  Darren Bent and Paul Merson are not the finest football minds the country has ever seen tbf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomYam Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 I hate that football commentators don't know the difference between 'just' and 'just about'. Eg 'the ball just about crept over the line'. For those that have been informed by football English, 'just about' is negative (ie. the ball almost crossed the line, but did not) while 'just' is positive (ie. the ball crossed the line, but almost didn't). As far as I know, only football commentators fail to see the distinction between these terms - in fact the incorrect use of 'just about' is often ised several times in one match. Grrrrr.  Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 3 minutes ago, TomYam said: I hate that football commentators don't know the difference between 'just' and 'just about'. Eg 'the ball just about crept over the line'. For those that have been informed by football English, 'just about' is negative (ie. the ball almost crossed the line, but did not) while 'just' is positive (ie. the ball crossed the line, but almost didn't). As far as I know, only football commentators fail to see the distinction between these terms - in fact the incorrect use of 'just about' is often ised several times in one match. Grrrrr.   Does it? I never knew that. I thought 'just about' implied a degree of uncertainty. Like I'd say "oh I think I just about made it on time", meaning I think I just made it, but it was close, I can't be 100%. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee_Johnny Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 8 hours ago, Superior Acuña said:  Does it? I never knew that. I thought 'just about' implied a degree of uncertainty. Like I'd say "oh I think I just about made it on time", meaning I think I just made it, but it was close, I can't be 100%. I thought it was a I know Iâm a bit late, but barely kind of comment. Like âI just about made it out in time for the start of the second halfâ ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 13 hours ago, MrRaspberryJam said: apart from wearing clogs how do you look Dutch? Make sure in every photo there's a windmill behind you. Then do an interview in English but pretend to be Dutch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 Watching football and seeing Micah Richards at halftime selling his soul for we buy any car. Bellend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 10 minutes ago, Pancrate1892 said: Watching football and seeing Micah Richards  FYP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomYam Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 10 hours ago, Coffee_Johnny said: I thought it was a I know Iâm a bit late, but barely kind of comment. Like âI just about made it out in time for the start of the second halfâ ? That's right, basically. In the example I gave, the ball 'just about' crossing the goal line would lead to VAR disallowing a goal. You 'just about' making it out for the start of the second half should lead to an enforced forfeiture of your season ticket. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie_b Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 âFamous Victoryâ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 On 04/09/2023 at 12:21, The Prophet said: "Elite". Make it stop.  "Ball knowledge", "mid", "cooking".  Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joelinton7 Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 22 minutes ago, The Prophet said:  "Ball knowledge", "mid", "cooking".  Cold ?, dusted, ratio, hold, let him cook. ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 "legacy fans"Â Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzz Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 5 hours ago, Joelinton7 said: Cold ?, dusted, ratio, hold, let him cook. ?  The zoomerification of football Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFC91 Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 Pricks leaving after 82 mins to get a seat in the Strawberry or get on bus home to beat wait at chip shop. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 Micah Richards. Â Fucking idiot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
enthusiast Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 (edited) The number of people who can't spell "Ten Hag", or other commonly-heard names of really famous people. Edited October 3, 2023 by enthusiast Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 17 minutes ago, enthusiast said: The number of people who can't spell "Ten Hag", or other commonly-heard names of really famous people. Â Â Â Â I wouldn't worry, the rate he's going his name won't be getting referred to so frequently for much longer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEFAFWISP Posted October 4, 2023 Share Posted October 4, 2023 18 hours ago, enthusiast said: The number of people who can't spell "Ten Hag", or other commonly-heard names of really famous people. Â Â Â Ciaran Clarke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 This sudden explosion of the word "elite" in football is the pits. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 Little one from yesterday, but Emerson got booked for waving an imaginary card at the ref for Bruno's first yellow, for the second foul, two or three West Ham went up to the ref asking the question. Either book everyone who tries getting a player booked, or none. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcher Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 [Insert name] is him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 3 hours ago, Optimistic Nut said: Little one from yesterday, but Emerson got booked for waving an imaginary card at the ref for Bruno's first yellow, for the second foul, two or three West Ham went up to the ref asking the question. Either book everyone who tries getting a player booked, or none. Miggy was caught waving the imaginary card as well but got away with it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 Players, deliberately, pulling their shorts up to expose their, massive, thighs. Usually just the one leg but Antonio did a doubler when he gave a foul and got set for the free kick. Fucking love themselves, footballers, like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 As someone with thunderous thighs I reckon that's mainly a comfort thing like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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