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26 minutes ago, JonBez comesock said:

Demolish the metro station and smash leazes terrace to bits.

 

Extend the east stand back to the Rvi - Adding an extra 40,000 seats 

 

Dig the pitch down 30 metres.

 

Add level 8 and 9 to the Leazes end and Milburn.

 

Blow up Beamish 

 

Add 70 corporate boxes to the gallowgate to boost that sweet commercial income 

 

Improve the WiFi , so we can cheat during the pre match quiz 

 

Bring back zorbs at half time 

 

Have Harry palmer read out the quiz questions on the pitch before the game (no cheating - despite WiFi)

 

Cheaters will be forced to spend a day at flamingo land selling large candy dummies.

 

Sell Longstaff 

 

Make Bruno a director.

 

Move manors metro station brick by brick to the arena site 

 

 

 

 

 

All excellent points. The WIF still won't work which is a good thing, we don't want cunts looking at their phones during the game like that wife watching the only way is Chelsea during the PSG game 

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56 minutes ago, JonBez comesock said:

Demolish the metro station and smash leazes terrace to bits.

 

Extend the east stand back to the Rvi - Adding an extra 40,000 seats 

 

Dig the pitch down 30 metres.

 

Add level 8 and 9 to the Leazes end and Milburn.

 

Blow up Beamish 

 

Add 70 corporate boxes to the gallowgate to boost that sweet commercial income 

 

Improve the WiFi , so we can cheat during the pre match quiz 

 

Bring back zorbs at half time 

 

Have Harry palmer read out the quiz questions on the pitch before the game (no cheating - despite WiFi)

 

Cheaters will be forced to spend a day at flamingo land selling large candy dummies.

 

Sell Longstaff 

 

Make Bruno a director.

 

Move manors metro station brick by brick to the arena site 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nee way, if you blow up Beamish I'll have now where to walk my dog and its got some cracking bars/restaurants. 

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6 minutes ago, Ben said:

 

Nee way, if you blow up Beamish I'll have now where to walk my dog and its got some cracking bars/restaurants. 

Durham mags have no say in stadium decisions. This is only for those that are born within the sound of the bow bells

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I reckon we could do without Shieldfield

 

With apologies to anyone who lives in Shieldfield but you'd end up in a lovely little two up two down looking onto beautiful and iconic Leazes Terrace 

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19 minutes ago, manorpark said:

I quite like this new aerial photo of the SELA Fanzone after the first of the containers had arrived . . . 

SELA Fanzone - Aerial Photo as at 26th March 2024.jpg

 

Even though obvious, I demand the club comes out and says this isn't the final look. 

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31 minutes ago, TBG said:

 

Even though obvious, I demand the club comes out and says this isn't the final look. 

Tinpot! Just like everything else with this club! 

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4 hours ago, LFEE said:

Arena site makes even more sense now…

 

 

 

 

Need a piss at half time but there's a massive queue for the gents? Nee worries, just pop in the pitch-side pool :lol: 

 

I mean who has ever wanted to go swimming in a football stadium. 

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1 hour ago, manorpark said:

I quite like this new aerial photo of the SELA Fanzone after the first of the containers had arrived . . . 

 

Its just the same stack thats been kicked out of other areas of the city centre

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1 minute ago, Sima said:

Selection of beers was fucking wank in the Stack on Pilgrim Street.

Why can't we get back attached to Newcastle Brown Ale ( ignoring the place its now brewed)

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49 minutes ago, maybe_next_year said:

 

 

Need a piss at half time but there's a massive queue for the gents? Nee worries, just pop in the pitch-side pool :lol: 

 

I mean who has ever wanted to go swimming in a football stadium. 


Is it for use during football matches or for use the other six days a week that it’s not being used as a football stadium? 
 

Although Khan has precedent for this, there is a pool at the Jaguars stadium in Jacksonville. :lol: 

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