Guest Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 26 minutes ago, JonBez comesock said: Demolish the metro station and smash leazes terrace to bits. Extend the east stand back to the Rvi - Adding an extra 40,000 seats Dig the pitch down 30 metres. Add level 8 and 9 to the Leazes end and Milburn. Blow up Beamish Add 70 corporate boxes to the gallowgate to boost that sweet commercial income Improve the WiFi , so we can cheat during the pre match quiz Bring back zorbs at half time Have Harry palmer read out the quiz questions on the pitch before the game (no cheating - despite WiFi) Cheaters will be forced to spend a day at flamingo land selling large candy dummies. Sell Longstaff Make Bruno a director. Move manors metro station brick by brick to the arena site All excellent points. The WIF still won't work which is a good thing, we don't want cunts looking at their phones during the game like that wife watching the only way is Chelsea during the PSG game Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 Move the stadium and training facilities to London. Attracting better players and a more passionate fanbase. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 56 minutes ago, JonBez comesock said: Demolish the metro station and smash leazes terrace to bits. Extend the east stand back to the Rvi - Adding an extra 40,000 seats Dig the pitch down 30 metres. Add level 8 and 9 to the Leazes end and Milburn. Blow up Beamish Add 70 corporate boxes to the gallowgate to boost that sweet commercial income Improve the WiFi , so we can cheat during the pre match quiz Bring back zorbs at half time Have Harry palmer read out the quiz questions on the pitch before the game (no cheating - despite WiFi) Cheaters will be forced to spend a day at flamingo land selling large candy dummies. Sell Longstaff Make Bruno a director. Move manors metro station brick by brick to the arena site Nee way, if you blow up Beamish I'll have now where to walk my dog and its got some cracking bars/restaurants. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 6 minutes ago, Ben said: Nee way, if you blow up Beamish I'll have now where to walk my dog and its got some cracking bars/restaurants. Durham mags have no say in stadium decisions. This is only for those that are born within the sound of the bow bells Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepharite Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 4 hours ago, RS said: Move the stadium and training facilities to London. Attracting better players and a more passionate fanbase. Intelligent © Alan Pardew 28/03/2014 Fixed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arknor Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 Do a simple stadium swap with Sunderland, they have loads of space for expansion Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenC Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 I reckon we could do without Shieldfield With apologies to anyone who lives in Shieldfield but you'd end up in a lovely little two up two down looking onto beautiful and iconic Leazes Terrace Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 Arena site makes even more sense now… Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 A council helping a club to expand / get better. What a novel idea: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czvz9141wpzo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 Would that be the same council that has effectively declared themselves bankrupt? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 3 minutes ago, TBG said: Would that be the same council that has effectively declared themselves bankrupt? Yup Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 17 minutes ago, Nucasol said: A council helping a club to expand / get better. What a novel idea: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czvz9141wpzo I get it, so we jump in and buy the land in Birmingham? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 From my experience Sunderland Council is better than Newcastle for been helpful and supportive Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 7 hours ago, RS said: Move the stadium and training facilities to London. Attracting better players and a more passionate fanbase. Move London brick by brick to Newcastle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manorpark Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 I quite like this new aerial photo of the SELA Fanzone after the first of the containers had arrived . . . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 Speaking of Sela… hadn’t heard of this before: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 19 minutes ago, manorpark said: I quite like this new aerial photo of the SELA Fanzone after the first of the containers had arrived . . . Even though obvious, I demand the club comes out and says this isn't the final look. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 31 minutes ago, TBG said: Even though obvious, I demand the club comes out and says this isn't the final look. Tinpot! Just like everything else with this club! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 4 hours ago, LFEE said: Arena site makes even more sense now… Need a piss at half time but there's a massive queue for the gents? Nee worries, just pop in the pitch-side pool I mean who has ever wanted to go swimming in a football stadium. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arknor Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 1 hour ago, manorpark said: I quite like this new aerial photo of the SELA Fanzone after the first of the containers had arrived . . . Its just the same stack thats been kicked out of other areas of the city centre Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 Selection of beers was fucking wank in the Stack on Pilgrim Street. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 1 minute ago, Sima said: Selection of beers was fucking wank in the Stack on Pilgrim Street. Why can't we get back attached to Newcastle Brown Ale ( ignoring the place its now brewed) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenC Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 Because it's sadly but undeniably absolutely fucking vile now, I guess Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 49 minutes ago, maybe_next_year said: Need a piss at half time but there's a massive queue for the gents? Nee worries, just pop in the pitch-side pool I mean who has ever wanted to go swimming in a football stadium. Is it for use during football matches or for use the other six days a week that it’s not being used as a football stadium? Although Khan has precedent for this, there is a pool at the Jaguars stadium in Jacksonville. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted March 27, 2024 Share Posted March 27, 2024 15 minutes ago, OpenC said: Because it's sadly but undeniably absolutely fucking vile now, I guess Great badge tho Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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