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I must admit, the only thing that is attractive about his missus is her money, and he has more.

 

Stick insect, ego maniac fruitcake is all she is, and thin as a rake to boot.

 

 

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I must admit, the only thing that is attractive about his missus is her money, and he has more.

 

Stick insect, ego maniac fruitcake is all she is, and thin as a rake to boot.

 

 

 

5th best Spice Girl in the last decade though

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All pigs tbh.  Sporty was on Soccer AM last weekend and it was a very untimely reminder of just what an ugly pig she was.

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diamond at boobs... what she want actually... drilling at Beck arse?  :lol:

perhaps not finding oil... but she'll find................................................. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

What the fuck?! :lol:

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diamond at boobs... what she want actually... drilling at Beck arse?  :lol:

perhaps not finding oil... but she'll find................................................. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

:lol:

 

Well said.

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I must admit, the only thing that is attractive about his missus is her money, and he has more.

 

Stick insect, ego maniac fruitcake is all she is, and thin as a rake to boot.

 

 

5th best Spice Girl in the last decade though

 

well done, you can count, there was indeed only 5 of them, not 92. She was the 25th best looking though until Fat Fred fed her full of pies and sent her on a downward path to oblivion from which she never recovered.

 

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diamond at boobs... what she want actually... drilling at Beck arse?  :lol:

perhaps not finding oil... but she'll find................................................. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Truer words have never been spoken.  Take that Diamond Nips!!! 

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