Mr. Snrub Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 KI The only thing he is guilty of is being a little star struck. Exactly, and Icarus couldn't even take 2 minutes out of his life to make his day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Aye, because that's exactly what happened. The intention was to say 'I don't want to disturb you (because he was on a night out), but thank you for the effort that you put in for Newcastle' (he'd just gone to QPR) but it came out wrong and instead of saying 'I don't want to disturb you' I said 'I don't want to talk to you and instead of saying 'thanks for the effort you put in for Newcastle', I just said 'but thanks for trying', I went back over a minute later when I realised that it sounded completely different and he said he knew what I meant in the first place. He's just being nice. Doubt anyone would have made perfect interpretation of what your intented words were. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Shola Ameobi in John Lewis dinnertime today. He was already carrying a John Lewis carrier bag when he walked in and went upstairs so assume he was taking something back. He ain't half thin up close mind. Are you sure it wasn't Sammy? 1000% sure, Sammy is a skeleton in comparison. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Bernie Slaven outside Debenhams, Metro Centre yesterday attempting to sell the Legends book. He looked so miserable no one wanted one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Aye, because that's exactly what happened. The intention was to say 'I don't want to disturb you (because he was on a night out), but thank you for the effort that you put in for Newcastle' (he'd just gone to QPR) but it came out wrong and instead of saying 'I don't want to disturb you' I said 'I don't want to talk to you and instead of saying 'thanks for the effort you put in for Newcastle', I just said 'but thanks for trying', I went back over a minute later when I realised that it sounded completely different and he said he knew what I meant in the first place. Bless ya KI http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/Hyel/Gifs/REDDWARF-TongueTiedDance4.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandy Man Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Stephen Hunt on Ryanair flight from Stansted to Dublin yesterday Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFC Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Gus Poyet in Caffe Nero first thing this morning. Did he shit on the floor? Probably would have cheered the place up a bit if he did, rubbish café tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 YoCabs was in Eldon Square this afternoon with the wife and bairn. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Saw Supermac outside Debenhams flogging his Three Legends book today. Has the belly of a sumo! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Not a player but I saw Charlotte from Geordie Shore in ASDA. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Not a player but I saw Charlotte from Geordie Shore in ASDA. what a fall from grace, did she look ok in the uniform Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Not a player but I saw Charlotte from Geordie Shore in ASDA. what a fall from grace, did she look ok in the uniform pmsl Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Not a player but I saw Charlotte from Geordie Shore in ASDA. I'd be surprised if she didn't have a bunch of banana's stuck up her cunt whilst she was drinking the smart price cans of lager as she went around the shop. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyPalAl Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Sol Campbell and family in Stratstone Land Rover today. Kept thinking about 'Hughton the nutritionist' in the Animated Series thread Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Not a player but I saw Charlotte from Geordie Shore in ASDA. I'd be surprised if she didn't have a bunch of banana's stuck up her cunt whilst she was drinking the smart price cans of lager as she went around the shop. sorry? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Bananas stuck up her cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Creasing at that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Stifler is a fucking headcase, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginola Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Steve Harper at my local watching the Arsenal Chelsea game Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Stifler is a f***ing headcase, like. Classic psychopath traits. Intellect He's white too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Debuchy outside Debenhams in Eldon Square ten minutes ago with his family, sporting a mighty mohican. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Must say I feel a bit sorry for footballers not being able to go home for Christmas to spend it with their families Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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