Ronaldo Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Really gone downhill that restaurant. Used to be my favourite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken little Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Jonas and Colo in Revelution now. They've just left with 2 young gold digging types. hahahaha eeeh i hope colo's sick missus doesn't read newcastle-online. grassed. could be jonas going for a threes up like, a sorry spectacle to imagine. no penetration. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/0NZO4.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 He'd just huff and puff aimlessly and fall over all the time. Edit: He'd go down all the time! Real lady pleaser actually! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Then Pardew and Gouffran turn up, neither really get involved except for Pardew pulling him off every 70 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Santon's not invited, keeps coming inside. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Colo has been contracted to do a porno but now doesn't fancy it, tries something far too adventurous and pulls his back out. Comes back just in time for the money shot. Newcastle United, the porn edition. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andymc1 Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Me mothers just got in from having tea at Jesmond Dene House and the whole Arsenal squad are there. Wenger and Bould were on the table near her, she tried to overhear but all she heard was Bould saying to the players "we're eating at 6.45". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Me mothers just got in from having tea at Jesmond Dene House and the whole Arsenal squad are there. Wenger and Bould were on the table near her, she tried to overhear but all she heard was Bould saying to the players "we're eating at 6.45". They usually always stay there but couldn't when we played them last august due to a wedding reception being booked first and they ended up staying at the Radisson in Durham. I'm sure it was one of Wengers gripes about why they never beat us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinotheprehistoricgeordie Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 I saw Cisse parking outside Lovellos in town last night, he was driving like a mental in a big white Range Rover. Another car joined him a short time later, I think it was Mapou. This was around 11 o'clock last night. I know Cisse doesn't drink but don't think he should be out that late the night before a match. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosenrot Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 I saw Cisse parking outside Lovellos in town last night, he was driving like a mental in a big white Range Rover. Another car joined him a short time later, I think it was Mapou. This was around 11 o'clock last night. I know Cisse doesn't drink but don't think he should be out that late the night before a match. Fine him two weeks wages! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimburst Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 I saw Cisse parking outside Lovellos in town last night, he was driving like a mental in a big white Range Rover. Another car joined him a short time later, I think it was Mapou. This was around 11 o'clock last night. I know Cisse doesn't drink but don't think he should be out that late the night before a match. What were you doing out so late the night before the match? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Cisse and MYM were out at 11 o'clock? Sell them both. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinotheprehistoricgeordie Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 I saw Cisse parking outside Lovellos in town last night, he was driving like a mental in a big white Range Rover. Another car joined him a short time later, I think it was Mapou. This was around 11 o'clock last night. I know Cisse doesn't drink but don't think he should be out that late the night before a match. What were you doing out so late the night before the match? Late shows. I'm more worried it'll affect my Fifa skills today tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 wasn't Papiss not tweeting in the wee small hours before the Stoke home game? If he scores another winner today he can do whatever the fuck he wants. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 how many Ameobi's are there? In Union Rooms after the match, there was someone there who just had to be related. I googled Tomi and I'm not sure it was him. but it was definitely an Ameobi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 how many Ameobi's are there? In Union Rooms after the match, there was someone there who just had to be related. I googled Tomi and I'm not sure it was him. but it was definitely an Ameobi More than likely the sister Titi who is a total Shola clone. http://i1.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article1381102.ece/BINARY/titi-ameobi-539741816.jpg The Ameobi family http://i4.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article1381100.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/john-ameobi-with-wife-margaret-and-children-tolu-shola-tomi-sam-and-titi-the-photograph-was-taken-eight-years-ago-and-they-are-all-enjoying--1381100.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Little Sammy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coco Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Was leaving the stadium yesterday and Sissoko drove past and stopped at the lights. He was mobbed by kids looking for autographs, but they all just sulked off disappointed when they realised he wasn't Cissé. Felt really bad for him. Saw the same car outside Tup Tup at about 2am, along with another couple of flash cars, so I assume the players were inside. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Little Sammy Who'd of thought he end up a bellend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudil Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Was leaving the stadium yesterday and Sissoko drove past and stopped at the lights. He was mobbed by kids looking for autographs, but they all just sulked off disappointed when they realised he wasn't Cissé. Felt really bad for him. Saw the same car outside Tup Tup at about 2am, along with another couple of flash cars, so I assume the players were inside. Kids ran up to a car thinking it was Papisto, realized it wasn't him. Didn't identify it was Moussa and walked off? Poor Moussa indeed Drowned his sorrows later on that night clearly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coco Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Was leaving the stadium yesterday and Sissoko drove past and stopped at the lights. He was mobbed by kids looking for autographs, but they all just sulked off disappointed when they realised he wasn't Cissé. Felt really bad for him. Saw the same car outside Tup Tup at about 2am, along with another couple of flash cars, so I assume the players were inside. Kids ran up to a car thinking it was Papisto, realized it wasn't him. Didn't identify it was Moussa and walked off? Poor Moussa indeed Drowned his sorrows later on that night clearly. Exactly. It was a crowd of about 10 kids, and they ran over screaming "It's Cissé, it's Cissé!". Moussa wound down the window and smiled out at them, clearly ready to sign a few autographs, and one of them shouted back "Nah lads, this isn't Cissé" and they all walked off. I smiled over at him and gave an awkward wave, but you could see he was devastated. Given the calibre of woman sitting beside him, and the money he earns, I'm sure he cheered himself up later. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Was leaving the stadium yesterday and Sissoko drove past and stopped at the lights. He was mobbed by kids looking for autographs, but they all just sulked off disappointed when they realised he wasn't Cissé. Felt really bad for him. Saw the same car outside Tup Tup at about 2am, along with another couple of flash cars, so I assume the players were inside. Kids ran up to a car thinking it was Papisto, realized it wasn't him. Didn't identify it was Moussa and walked off? Poor Moussa indeed Drowned his sorrows later on that night clearly. Exactly. It was a crowd of about 10 kids, and they ran over screaming "It's Cissé, it's Cissé!". Moussa wound down the window and smiled out at them, clearly ready to sign a few autographs, and one of them shouted back "Nah lads, this isn't Cissé" and they all walked off. I smiled over at him and gave an awkward wave, but you could see he was devastated. Given the calibre of woman sitting beside him, and the money he earns, I'm sure he cheered himself up later. Holy shit - that's fucking shattering man "Nah lads, this isn't Cisse." Cold blooded. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Don't know why but I see Peep Show "fuck off clean shirt" reactions from the kids when they realise it isn't Cisse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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