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Watford vs Newcastle United - Match Thread - 13/05/07


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yeah, no shots on goal so far... i'm shocked

 

A look at our line-up, Coaching staff says it all tbh

 

Won't be suprised if we actually go and lose this one..

 

Bunch of f****** wankers in charge tbh..

that was ironic :)

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Mick Lowes took about 3 years to tell us there was a goal.

 

"Commits...the...Foster...Solano what a ball...keeper...slides it...what a ball..."

 

He was banging on about the pass so much I thought Dyer must've missed.

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yeah, no shots on goal so far... i'm shocked

 

A look at our line-up, Coaching staff says it all tbh

 

Won't be suprised if we actually go and lose this one..

 

Bunch of f****** wankers in charge tbh..

that was ironic :)

 

Happens to me on a daily basis tbh :lol:

 

Should just shut the fuck up from now on..

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yeah, no shots on goal so far... i'm shocked

 

A look at our line-up, Coaching staff says it all tbh

 

Won't be suprised if we actually go and lose this one..

 

Bunch of f****** wankers in charge tbh..

that was ironic :)

 

Happens to me on a daily basis tbh :lol:

 

Should just shut the fuck up from now on..

How did you miss that sarcasm? :lol:

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Guest mishka17

yeah, no shots on goal so far... i'm shocked

 

A look at our line-up, Coaching staff says it all tbh

 

Won't be suprised if we actually go and lose this one..

 

Bunch of f****** wankers in charge tbh..

that was ironic :)

 

Happens to me on a daily basis tbh :lol:

 

Should just shut the f*** up from now on..

How did you miss that sarcasm? :lol:

 

hahaa cheers :D

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Another question: was that honestly our first shot of the match? I'm following on the ESPN matchtracker and that's the first they've shown.

yes

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Worst. Commentary. Ever:

 

"Solano. Great ball to Dyer......And he's slid it under the keeper. First chance for Newcastle, he slid it under Ben Foster on-loan from Manchester United. I have to say, that was a slide rule pass by Solano, good run by Dyer too. I guess Ben Foster was perhaps slightly slow off the blocks. Dyer slid it under. For the first time, its seven. It was six, but seven is now his record."

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Worst. Commentary. Ever:

 

"Solano. Great ball to Dyer......And he's slid it under the keeper. First chance for Newcastle, he slid it under Ben Foster on-loan from Manchester United. I have to say, that was a slide rule pass by Solano, good run by Dyer too. I guess Ben Foster was perhaps slightly slow off the blocks. Dyer slid it under. For the first time, its seven. It was six, but seven is now his record."

What. The. Fuck.

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i must say that's the first goal comment i've ever heard when the word "goal" was not used

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Worst. Commentary. Ever:

 

"Solano. Great ball to Dyer......And he's slid it under the keeper. First chance for Newcastle, he slid it under Ben Foster on-loan from Manchester United. I have to say, that was a slide rule pass by Solano, good run by Dyer too. I guess Ben Foster was perhaps slightly slow off the blocks. Dyer slid it under. For the first time, its seven. It was six, but seven is now his record."

 

It would've been almost acceptable if he mentioned the words 'goal' or 'scores' somewhere.

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Worst. Commentary. Ever:

 

"Solano. Great ball to Dyer......And he's slid it under the keeper. First chance for Newcastle, he slid it under Ben Foster on-loan from Manchester United. I have to say, that was a slide rule pass by Solano, good run by Dyer too. I guess Ben Foster was perhaps slightly slow off the blocks. Dyer slid it under. For the first time, its seven. It was six, but seven is now his record."

What. The. Fuck.

 

That is roughly how Mick Lowes described the goal.

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Worst. Commentary. Ever:

 

"Solano. Great ball to Dyer......And he's slid it under the keeper. First chance for Newcastle, he slid it under Ben Foster on-loan from Manchester United. I have to say, that was a slide rule pass by Solano, good run by Dyer too. I guess Ben Foster was perhaps slightly slow off the blocks. Dyer slid it under. For the first time, its seven. It was six, but seven is now his record."

What. The. Fuck.

 

That is roughly how Mick Lowes described the goal.

I got that, but what kind of fucked up terrible commenting is that?!

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Who was it that said that Dyer would perform this game? :lol:

 

That was me mate. Glad somone remembered because i didn't want to have to claim i said Dyer would score haha.

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