BlueStar Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Piss poor like. And there's Dyer. And there is the first goal of the match. Anyway, as I was saying.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewellander Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 So, does this mean we love Dyer again? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mishka17 Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 yeah, no shots on goal so far... i'm shocked A look at our line-up, Coaching staff says it all tbh Won't be suprised if we actually go and lose this one.. Bunch of f****** wankers in charge tbh.. that was ironic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Mick Lowes took about 3 years to tell us there was a goal. "Commits...the...Foster...Solano what a ball...keeper...slides it...what a ball..." He was banging on about the pass so much I thought Dyer must've missed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Who was it that said that Dyer would perform this game? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 So, does this mean we love Dyer again? Should have been made captain again, tbh. World class. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 yeah, no shots on goal so far... i'm shocked A look at our line-up, Coaching staff says it all tbh Won't be suprised if we actually go and lose this one.. Bunch of f****** wankers in charge tbh.. that was ironic Happens to me on a daily basis tbh Should just shut the fuck up from now on.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 yeah, no shots on goal so far... i'm shocked A look at our line-up, Coaching staff says it all tbh Won't be suprised if we actually go and lose this one.. Bunch of f****** wankers in charge tbh.. that was ironic Happens to me on a daily basis tbh Should just shut the fuck up from now on.. How did you miss that sarcasm? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewellander Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Another question: was that honestly our first shot of the match? I'm following on the ESPN matchtracker and that's the first they've shown. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Whoopedy-do! Still, I don't care. ditto. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mishka17 Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 yeah, no shots on goal so far... i'm shocked A look at our line-up, Coaching staff says it all tbh Won't be suprised if we actually go and lose this one.. Bunch of f****** wankers in charge tbh.. that was ironic Happens to me on a daily basis tbh Should just shut the f*** up from now on.. How did you miss that sarcasm? hahaa cheers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mishka17 Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Another question: was that honestly our first shot of the match? I'm following on the ESPN matchtracker and that's the first they've shown. yes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Worst. Commentary. Ever: "Solano. Great ball to Dyer......And he's slid it under the keeper. First chance for Newcastle, he slid it under Ben Foster on-loan from Manchester United. I have to say, that was a slide rule pass by Solano, good run by Dyer too. I guess Ben Foster was perhaps slightly slow off the blocks. Dyer slid it under. For the first time, its seven. It was six, but seven is now his record." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Worst. Commentary. Ever: "Solano. Great ball to Dyer......And he's slid it under the keeper. First chance for Newcastle, he slid it under Ben Foster on-loan from Manchester United. I have to say, that was a slide rule pass by Solano, good run by Dyer too. I guess Ben Foster was perhaps slightly slow off the blocks. Dyer slid it under. For the first time, its seven. It was six, but seven is now his record." What. The. Fuck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mishka17 Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 i must say that's the first goal comment i've ever heard when the word "goal" was not used Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Worst. Commentary. Ever: "Solano. Great ball to Dyer......And he's slid it under the keeper. First chance for Newcastle, he slid it under Ben Foster on-loan from Manchester United. I have to say, that was a slide rule pass by Solano, good run by Dyer too. I guess Ben Foster was perhaps slightly slow off the blocks. Dyer slid it under. For the first time, its seven. It was six, but seven is now his record." It would've been almost acceptable if he mentioned the words 'goal' or 'scores' somewhere. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Worst. Commentary. Ever: "Solano. Great ball to Dyer......And he's slid it under the keeper. First chance for Newcastle, he slid it under Ben Foster on-loan from Manchester United. I have to say, that was a slide rule pass by Solano, good run by Dyer too. I guess Ben Foster was perhaps slightly slow off the blocks. Dyer slid it under. For the first time, its seven. It was six, but seven is now his record." What. The. Fuck. That is roughly how Mick Lowes described the goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 I liked my version better Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Nice to see Dyer getting his act together. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Worst. Commentary. Ever: "Solano. Great ball to Dyer......And he's slid it under the keeper. First chance for Newcastle, he slid it under Ben Foster on-loan from Manchester United. I have to say, that was a slide rule pass by Solano, good run by Dyer too. I guess Ben Foster was perhaps slightly slow off the blocks. Dyer slid it under. For the first time, its seven. It was six, but seven is now his record." What. The. Fuck. That is roughly how Mick Lowes described the goal. I got that, but what kind of fucked up terrible commenting is that?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Northern Monkey will go quiet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Northern Monkey will go quiet WIll he fuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Can't see West Ham holding on for 90 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Mongo Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Nice to see Dyer getting his act together. Nah, it'd be better if he just fucked off to Tottenham. When it comes to Dyer, class is only temporary. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Who was it that said that Dyer would perform this game? That was me mate. Glad somone remembered because i didn't want to have to claim i said Dyer would score haha. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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