indi Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 NUJ summer forum is to be held at SJP tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon_Crazy Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Very happy. I can see Allardyce and Oliver clashing definitely. *Walks straight into managers office* AO: "Hiya Sam, who you gonna sign this summer then, any names? SA: "Alan?" AO: "Yes Sam" SA: "Get the f*** out of my office before I call security" *Next Day* Working Hard by Alan Oliver, the Evening Chronicle Sam Allardyce is working non-stop to get new faces into Newcastle over the coming weeks, but the Toon manager is keeping his cards close to his chest and refuses to reveal any targets to the media. However, my inside knowledge at the club suggests that Steve Sidwell and Brett Emerton may well be on their way to the club despite Sidwell's recent transfer to Chelsea. Reports linking the club with Silvan Distin are wide of the mark. Fair fucks to ya mate! That is amazing! Love it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 My money is on a surprise announcement regarding the manager post. "Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce the next manager of Newcastle United...someone who knows the club inside out, someone with the integrity, nous and professionalism we've all come to associate with this proud club..." http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/170000/images/_170244_douglas_hall_and_freddy_shepherd300.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 The NUFC rent-a-mongs better set their watches. acme sad rally Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest geordiebaz Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Well done Freddy and the board for moving quickly so we don't lose a summer to managerial uncertainty Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Well done Freddy and the board for moving quickly so we don't lose a summer to managerial uncertainty this is nufc we are talking about,never say anything like what you've posted till it is signed sealed ands he's been in the job for a week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Shepherd goes out officially to admit that he's an Pie addict Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedudeabides Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 The NUFC rent-a-mongs better set their watches. Indeed........I spoke to the Rent-a-Mong office this afternoon and their entire staff is booked out for tomorrow. Should be a window-licking classic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 The NUFC rent-a-mongs better set their watches. Indeed........I spoke to the Rent-a-Mong office this afternoon and their entire staff is booked out for tomorrow. Should be a window-licking classic. Watch out for the bloke who always elbows the kids out of the way to get on camera whilst holding up the back page of the Chronicle. He'll more than likely be dribbling a bit. I guarantee he'll be there - he always is! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 The NUFC rent-a-mongs better set their watches. Indeed........I spoke to the Rent-a-Mong office this afternoon and their entire staff is booked out for tomorrow. Should be a window-licking classic. Watch out for the bloke who always elbows the kids out of the way to get on camera whilst holding up the back page of the Chronicle. He'll more than likely be dribbling a bit. I guarantee he'll be there - he always is! if he's not fulfilling his mod duties Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 The NUFC rent-a-mongs better set their watches. Indeed........I spoke to the Rent-a-Mong office this afternoon and their entire staff is booked out for tomorrow. Should be a window-licking classic. Watch out for the bloke who always elbows the kids out of the way to get on camera whilst holding up the back page of the Chronicle. He'll more than likely be dribbling a bit. I guarantee he'll be there - he always is! if he's not fulfilling his mod duties Harsh! ...but fair! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 The NUFC rent-a-mongs better set their watches. Indeed........I spoke to the Rent-a-Mong office this afternoon and their entire staff is booked out for tomorrow. Should be a window-licking classic. Watch out for the bloke who always elbows the kids out of the way to get on camera whilst holding up the back page of the Chronicle. He'll more than likely be dribbling a bit. I guarantee he'll be there - he always is! Oliver? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 how many people do we reckon are going to turn up to welcome Sam to the Toon ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sicko2ndbest Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 how many people do we reckon are going to turn up to welcome Sam to the Toon ? 52000 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 An insider of the club tells me that the Press Conference is to announce the whereabouts of Obafemi Martins. Freddy Shepherd ate him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristov Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 nah, it's to announce a consortium of chinese business men are buying the club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 then demolishing SJP to extend china town. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Demolishing Chinatown to extend SJP... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Newcastle United would like to announce the 20year contract agreement with Terry McDermot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 It's to announce there's only still 45000 Rod Stewart tickets for sale.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedudeabides Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 It's to announce there's only still 45000 Rod Stewart tickets for sale.. Rod Stewart's playing here.....? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smoggeordie Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 It's to announce there's only still 45000 Rod Stewart tickets for sale.. Rod Stewart's playing here.....? I'm sure PA Guy will play you another one of his classics if you want..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manorpark Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 It's to announce there's only 45 Rod Stewart tickets left for sale.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 The NUFC rent-a-mongs better set their watches. Indeed........I spoke to the Rent-a-Mong office this afternoon and their entire staff is booked out for tomorrow. Should be a window-licking classic. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smoggeordie Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 It's NOT Allardyce - Official http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11G2Dp03rnk&mode=related&search= Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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