SUPERTOON Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/2007/08/06/newcastle-89520-19579170/ LAWRO SAYS.. Top six. Sam Allardyce will make them much more difficult to beat and the signing of Alan Smith to play alongside Michael Owen will be fantastic for them. He is a real worker and with a good run of games you just know he will score goals. MANAGER: A Big Sam did well with Bolton but will find the expectations at Newcastle far higher DEFENCE: C+ Long the butt of jokes, Bramble won't be missed, Rozehnal brings experience, but more needed MIDFIELD: B+ Barton and Geremi will add drive and Big Sam will be looking to Butt and Duff ATTACK: A Viduka and Owen could be exciting and Martins can produce some explosive performances OVERALL: B+ It could be a bright new dawn on Tyneside - but fans have been let down in the past Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Did I just read that Owen has scored 3 goals in 14 Premiership appearances? Dear me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menace Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Good read. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 You just love stealing ideas from Toontastic, don't you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Did I just read that Owen has scored 3 goals in 14 Premiership appearances? Dear me. Can't possibly be true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Did I just read that Owen has scored 3 goals in 14 Premiership appearances? Dear me. Can't possibly be true. More shit journalism. He got three in one game for a start. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Did I just read that Owen has scored 3 goals in 14 Premiership appearances? Dear me. Can't possibly be true. More shit journalism. He got three in one game for a start. He's got 7 in 14, if I'm not wrong. Fucking useless "Dom". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Appearences, how many was he fighting for fitness in ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 You just love stealing ideas from Toontastic, don't you. I actually read it on the mirror website first. Seen it on toontastic after. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 You just love stealing ideas from Toontastic, don't you. I actually read it on the mirror website first. Seen it on toontastic after. Four mins later, what a coincidence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Haha i actually did this time and seen it on toontastic after Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Did I just read that Owen has scored 3 goals in 14 Premiership appearances? Dear me. He got 3 against West Ham alone, shows how much "Stats Dom" knows. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 If Rozehnal brings experince then what the hell does Capaca bring? The wisdom of a Dwarf? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 If Rozehnal brings experince then what the hell does Capaca bring? The wisdom of a Dwarf? The way you've spelt it,put Bana on the end and he bring us a cheesy song from big-nose Manilow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarralad Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 what did he say about the mackems? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 My review. MARK LAWRESON: A+ Prick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 what did he say about the mackems? STATS DOM SAYS Strength: Roy Keane. Sunderland went from the bottom to the top of the Championship under his management. Weakness: The last time they were in the Premiership they earned just 15 points, a record low. MANAGER: B Keane made a brilliant start to management and will ensure his men sweat blood for the cause DEFENCE: C Nosworthy is willing but none of the Cats' backline will be able to resist Rooney or Bent MIDFIELD: C Dean Whitehead can do it at this level but there is not enough around him to provide support ATTACK: D Michael Chopra is not going to get 20-plus goals and Connolly is not Premiership quality OVERALL: C A tough season which could end with Keane being spirited away by a higherprofile club Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 I think that little round up was written well before Cacapa and Enrique were on Lawro's radar, the non-moustachioed non-defence non-coaching twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Logic Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Credit where it's due, he's making positive noises about us. Maybe the reason he didn't before (and I don't recall him ever saying anything positive before) was that we didn't deserve it and he actually just calls it as he sees it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon_Crazy Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 I'd say he wrote that before Capcapa signed and also Enrique since then so we have improved the defence with one or two signings still to come... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 I'd say he wrote that before Capcapa signed and also Enrique since then so we have improved the defence with one or two signings still to come... Yes, that has obviously been written a while back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenige Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 He'll still predict us to lose every other game...and get hammered by Liverpool! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 22bnw Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 When Lawro puts us down it usually means it'll all go alright Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Mongo Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 I notice that he's forgotten to rate Bolton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 defensive coach - oh the hilarity! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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