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Rodri and Haaland back in training as well.

City aren’t dropping another point now so may as well cut them loose imo, sure they’ve drawn a few in 2025 but only Liverpool have beaten them this year and they always finish strong.

He's shit. He was decent once upon a time but in 2025 he's offering very little and it feels like we've been waiting for him to recapture his form for a while now. He's not even doing the little things well, his first touch is all over the place, decision making questionable and his shooting... My god, I'd rather see Nick Pope have a pop from the edge of his box than see Willock have a go from the edge of theirs.

This kid could be very special one day soon....but for Bruno it would have been 2 today

Go on Ian Wright Wright Wright. He's rejected Aluko's apology.

Oof… .

Well, we know Wellbeck will score.

Ok roll up roll up......free Longstaff with every Willock

Not the best sales pitch.

Contributes little no impact whatsoever sell.................

I’m all for it if Bunce has banned knee slides Let other teams mash up their ACL’s and meniscus when they score. We can keep our feet on the ground

Has a nice ring to it tbf.

Yeah he didn’t stand up much at all.

A win here please. Two shit results against these already this season.

What a film that is (The Mummy).

He’s such a kid, imagine his post-match routine involves getting in a massive pick’n’mix and watching a family movie like The Mummy (1999) or the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen with all the soda he can drink

Oh and Everton’s away kit looks like it should be darker but it’s faded in the wash.

Watching MOTD replay this morning, two things in the Chelsea v Everton match… what fucking formation are Chelsea playing? 3-2-3-2??? And Cole Palmers monk/bowl haircut, wtf?

It’s remarkable what this man has achieved with a squad that hasn’t been properly added to in three windows while all our major rivals strengthened. If we finish in the CL spots then it defies belief how he’s managed that as well as a cup. He is the perfect manager for us

Let's hope we don't fall into the conference league or it'll be: Is this the way to Mlada Boleslav Jagiellonia Białystok, Istanbul Başakşehir, TSC Bačka Topola

There is actually a world where we qualify by beating Chelsea, all it'll take is: Chelsea lose to Liverpool Villa lose to Fulham We beat Brighton We beat Chelsea

Is the way to Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Brest and Young Boys

Is this the way to Bayern Munich Benfica, Ajax, Celtic As well as being a dead pigeon impersonator I'm also an up and coming phenomenon in the underground rap scene, so trust me when I say that the flow on those bars is dope!

Sort of related. But I remember reading Americans describing living over here. The pub and ‘banter’ sort of swearing always gets mentioned Like swearing profusely at each other, the C bomb, F off etc. Took them a while to know that it’s mostly in jest and not people arguing I remember being on the trolley in San Diego and having a reasonably enthusiastic discussion with a Steelers fan. Who was giving it the big one about Rivers being a bit of a scumbag. Whilst simultaneously somehow defending the shithouse that is Michael Vick. I flippantly said ‘ah fuck off’ whilst smiling. Whole atmosphere turned, went quiet, he got off next stop and then a couple of Steelers fans were like ‘look man. It was a good game. We don’t want trouble.’ Didn’t pinpoint where it all went sour exactly. Until my American mate, who is pissing himself at this point. Tells me that I’ve basically offered him out and most people would have taken it as such

Pedro suspended Rutter, Webster likely out for the season Van Hecke been out with concussion but due back next week