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Love that image.

Need that 'fee agreed' hit now.

Looks like something from the 70s The carpet not the kit

I'm sick to death of people on here saying Isak will be sold next summer. I am of the opinion to the total opposite. Isak will see out his contract and beyond. He's in for the long haul. If anyone would like a bet then contact me. I will be prepared for any monies to go to charity. Let's say the bet is Isak to be here (Newcastle United) for the 26/27 season. £50.

Or more like when he belts one high, wide and handsome it's, "ALEJANDROOOO!!!.... Gar..nach..oooh, and he's put it wide."

Praying green shorts orange socks but no doubt it’ll be annoyingly monochromatic with shirt, shorts and socks matching.

Just black office trousers.

Irrelevant. We'll never need to wear it.

One reason is I couldn’t stomach Peter Drury blaring out: “ALEJANDRO GARNACHO! There’s the name, remember it” Whilst wearing the beloved black and white stripes!

What color are the shorts and socks?

You don't understand. That piece of shit wanted playing time. Playing time! Who the fuck did he think he was? A recent PL #1 who even most fans agreed was still more than adequate to keep that role? I for one now trust the Daily Mail, who attributed it being a dream on his behalf, because they now fit my narrative.

None of the players seem happy in the photos. It's probably quite itchy material.

Nah, no hesitation to be had about it: that shirt is a banger

It's not faux. I'm still fuming that on signing for them he didn't immediately take a shit in the centre circle and wipe his arse on the corner flags. Very disrespectful of him after we let him go on loan.

It’s clearly in the eye of the beholder this one, not convinced, but not sure I dislike it either. If it didn’t have a trefoil I suspect most would be saying it’s shit though.

I’d rather Alan Pardew slept with my wife than we sign Garnacho

I really don't think I like the kit. But also I might love it? I'm having a lot of confused feelings thanks to this photo.

Proper liquid football. Also crazy now to remember he was getting a load of shit in that Leicester game, then he scored those 2 goals and never looked back.

Seems a nice lad but the Cumbrian accent is absolute rancid.

That assist was world class. You don't do that if you haven't got something about you. Injuries have done him unfortunately and needs a good run of games to get back to that level. He won't get that here, not now.

And if Isak picks up an injury? Who do you play? Osula? Gordon?

As if people are still displaying such faux outrage over that remark from Dubravka.

And growing up, what did the name Manchester United mean to you and were there any specific players you admired? "I think everyone in the world knows what Manchester United is. In my country it's [United] huge and obviously every kid dreams to play for a club like this so, as I said, I'm very happy to be here." Off their official site. Very generic stuff tbh.