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I hear their beloved Mike Ashley wants to stay in football...

It's English as translated from another language via Google Translate.

The underlying problem was that Shearer had become too powerful a figure within the club. I'm inclined to believe the account that five more promising candidates turned the job down, and Souness was the only one prepared to take the situation on. I don't particularly blame Shearer for it. At a crucial point, Shepherd didn't back Sir Bob's judgement about the player, and it was downhill from that point. I've never heard that before. Souness was Shepherd's man from the word go, was he not? I remember the rumblings at the time that Shearer was the chosen one and Souness was brought in to fill time until Shearer retired and was ready to take over.

Imagine if we had just never appointed Graeme fucking Souness. I remember the day he was appointed. I sent an email to Sky Sports News within a minute and they read it out on air pretty much straight away. How Shepherd thought that was a clever appointment I'll never know. He was useless at every club he managed, including his amazingly disastrous spell at Liverpool.

Shady Sky Sports. Although Souness was a complete dickhead so I agree with him. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/james-milner-graeme-souness-newcastle-15177243

What about the other 17804 genders? His son is a bigot. Cancel him.

That's sad that you never experienced the real highs before Ashley I feel bad for any Newcastle fan who didn't experience the entertainers years first hand. That was literally magical.

"NO MORE-UH GOALS!...NO...MORE-UH....GOAL-OS!"

Not sure how to compare these names to say: Carver, Pardew, Bruce, Kinnear and so on I want us to do some mad super villain shit where we combine them to make some ultimate final boss manager.

What if I want to send a Boo-urns?

I started supporting us in 1994. I don't remember anything specific but I remember idolising Rob Lee early on. He scored a lot of goals that season. Was also the same season that Cole was sold and we ended up with Kitson as our only striker. Grim . That next season though My favourite football year ever.

I think you made an error here somehow He’s still ruining my life FFS Must be PTSD.

Rafa and Ben Arfa. The two times we punched way above our weight under Ashley (Pardew fluke 5th place not counted).

Is it like Logan's Run where they get beheaded or thrown off a building once they turn 30?

Thumbs have feelings too, y'know.

Scrutinising and protesting the human rights abuses are great as long as they're done away from the football side of things. It's about time that we were allowed to just be fans and actually enjoy supporting this club and enjoy the football.

#JusticeForGreggsBoogers

FFS

It's also one of the most spectacular declines. He was quite a likeable bloke under Bobby but then his true colours came out under Pardew.

It would actually be too hilarious if Liverpool didn't win the league because of this, then next season all the rivals strengthen and they don't win it again.

By the time lockdown is over he'll be 34.

Twitter really is a cancer on the world.