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Were we consulted for our approval? You know, since all the top clubs got butt hurt that they weren't consulted for vetoing our takeover?

Monitoring the situation, getting it over the line, purple monkey dishwasher.

Impressed by Villa's transfer activity. Although I don't like to be saying that

People really thought anyone other than Klopp was winning it?

"The man who knows the true meaning of survival makes sure that Newcastle do survive at this level in what is probably his last game for this club." Goose bumps moment and epic commentary.

I bet they want the prodigal nonce back as well.

Also harsh that his other option is Scotland who already have Tierney and Robertson.

In the England squad with Kalvin Phillips. Get tapping him up Kieran!

First signing is gonna be vital as it will set the tone for where our ambitions are.

Difference between Lampard and Gerrard definitely seems to be profile. Gerrard can attract players on his name value, whereas it doesn't really seem like Lampard can so far. I don't rate either as a manager but Gerrard is levels above Lampard. Lampard has all the makings of a 'PFM'.

What the fuck is Grealish's problem other than the obvious?

I guess we're hoping Elliot Anderson has made the grade by the season after this coming one for the HG quota.

Glad he's alright. Minging POTY trophy though.

Was he the Man Utd dressing room leaker?

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/ferdinand-police-manchester-united-leeds-23992577 Listen to Rio, Kalvin. Come here instead.

Hardcore rugby fans are a bit weird anyway. Like boring blokes with the boring dialled up to 11 with the occasional drinking out of each other's arse cracks.

It's a weird situation. Fans and players want him to stay, he's been excellent but there is no urgency to sign him. Can only assume he is a back up option if we can't get the likes of Lodi or whoever else is on Howe's shortlist.

I feel bad for him because he's clearly come in and tried his best but if we are going to be an ambitious and ruthless club going forward then he has no business being here next season.

https://arsenal-mania.com/forum/threads/newcastle-united-howey-the-lads.33657/page-57#:~:text=May 16%2C 2022-,%231%2C121,-Riou That's just from us ending their top 4 hopes (forever)

I'm like an addict needing a hit. Feed that first transfer into my veins!