Skeletor

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Nice to start the season with a guaranteed 3 points

It's like photoshop for beginners. Where's Skirge?

Lejeune signing.

It's the word consortium that makes me uncomfortable. Have connotations of fraudsters and people with no money from past experiences of consortiums trying takeovers.

So I guess the takeover stuff is probably why this hasn't been signed off then.

The timing couldn't be worse.

Art imitating life. They've modelled it on their pitch furniture.

Closing in on Nacho Gonzales too.

Fuck sake.

The best wonderkid that never was.

'We tried Rafa'

Plays for Hannover. Was on loan at Metz. Is old.

1) Hundreds of billions 2) Not very, most likely 3) No offence to the lad but we've never heard of him.

Surprised at that order. Aye. Sounds like bullshit to me. More likely we've reverted to type and gone for the cheaper, Frencher option. I hope I'm wrong but this club does bring the cynic out of you.

I think he's agreed to join us about 10 times in the last week.

Meanwhile Wayne Rooney and James Milner are only 31 despite being around forever.

What the fuck? Rest in peace big man. Will always remember his time here fondly

People actually griping about us signing Gibbs .

Wonder if we're still interested in Cairney.

I remember someone, I think it was Souness, making Bramble play chess to improve his concentration. He was still an oaf on the pitch .

They're a different breed to us if that's how it works over there. Does this mean Lascelles is being dropped? It means we'll have a squad Not sure why this is so hard to understand. http://i3.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article4856235.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/JS51444214.jpg