Skeletor

Worst goal ever

Pardew won't be happy about that random outburst of football

Ooh a real chance.

Fans almost look unimpressed

Even Gary Birtles has our corners sussed. Let that sink in.

Of course.

Pardew's gonna need to cash in that penalty/ricochet today then.

Shit there by Siem De Jong.

Chamakh's hair man.

Fat cunt is there

That took long...

When LVG desperately needs a win no doubt.

They're so shit

Why put him on the bench when we have Obertan?

Mata injured

Marveaux as well if he hadn't been fucked off to some second-rate French team. MYM too.

Ferreyra and Ben Arfa available and he picks that bench. Kill yourself Pardew.

We need some kind of Pardew twitter account that tweets all his best quotes.

Fuck knows what that makes Barnsley (who whacked them 4-1 yesterday) then. Every single game we play is 'tough'. It's ridiculous. There's no easy games in English football When you're managed by Alan Pardew.

He'd do it in 1 to 2 years time when the ice and buckets were cheaper.

The Colback love fest is ridiculous.

I'm sure this isn't the first time Harry has used the phrase 'He hasn't murdered any one' to publicly defend someone.

Doesn't matter. He's 28 now so basically a corpse. Since we have to sell every player we ever buy whilst they still have retail value we have no choice but to sell him now before he becomes the new Gutierrez or Alan Smith.

A new career awaits you on the official site.