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Spot on Midds. The usual "3 worse teams" line will be churned out but we've done nothing this year to suggest we are anything but 1 of that 3

This loan will be Wonga style. He won't make the mistake of a interest free loan again

Ashley far more likely to spend a few quid in January than sack Pardew if we're still in danger

'Arry slating Taarabt in public nicely take the attention from his shit team being bottom. No doubt the media will lap him up for being "honest"

More likely to spend a few quid in January."facking French cants are useless Mike what can I do?"

Some of the Roy Hodgson vines on Twitter are brilliant. The Rock one creases me up every time!

Amusing extracts from that book.no surprises that "Pards" is an egotistical twat On another note, has a stadium announcer ever written a book before?!

The whole "black vote" thing is bollocks and as usual more tripe from Sol Campbell. Do black people have to vote for a black person to be represented? My MP for many years was Indian and did a fantastic job and no one ever brought his race into it. I'd much rather have had him as my MP than the white equivalent of Campbell

It makes my head hurt even thinking about it

Saw on the news today that IS are now in control of much of the Syria-Turkey border. Gazientep is very near said border. Worried for wor Shola. Seriously what was his agent doing sending him to a war zone?!

Centre-half or left-back. A quick browse of page 3

fucking auto correct!

I'm amazed the media haven't picked up on Rodgers' awful record in the transfer market. Borini £10m - average player they've tried to sell Allen £15m - ok player but not worth that Sakho £16m - looks Boumsong esque Luis Alberto £7m - gone already Iago Aspas £7m - shit Tiago Illori £7m - never played Mignonette £9m - very average Kolo Toure - not been good since about 2005 Amy Sissokho (loan) - poor Victor Moses - never did much Is anyone expecting any better from Lallana £25m Balotelli £16m Can £10m Markovic £20m Moreno £12m Lambert £4m Lovren £20m He's done well with Sturridge and Coutinho and has got the best from Suarez, Henderson, Sterling etc but that's a woeful record

Looks pretty comfortable for Roma against world class opposition. Nice one Pardew

Fucking sick of Pardew sympathisers. Gary Neville saying he's a man who is trying his very best? Is he bollocks. 1 up front all game against a shit team like Stoke is not trying your best Pardew says he is fighting and always has done. Well you fight like a 5 year old girl you prick

That's the key....who would he bring in as coaching staff Bryan Robson

Roeder did great Feb-May after Souness left, where the players were so relieved that twat had left they remembered how to play football. Shepherd should have just said thanks so much and been more ambitious rather than getting sucked into a nice guy / ex player bandwagon As soon as he got settled in he was incredibly average.

Is Assambolongolongolongo English? He looks a real talent

Apologies if already mentioned but I saw a picture of Ashley with a big exaggerated thumbs up, it said it was in response to the chants. Is that true or just 2+2=5 journalism?

What's going on at Villa, Brummie, with the likes of Hutton, Nzogbia, Bent and Given going from training with the reserves to first team squad again?

Incredibly distasteful and crude. Have a word with yourself. Oh shut up man I wasn't making a joke, just a poor choice of word in the circumstances. I lost one of my testicles 10 years ago so believe me I don't find any of this funny

Had to re-read my post to understand what you were on about then

Strange how the club haven't said anything today. Even just a tweet or short statement to say we are thinking of him. Read on Twitter people saying they're obviously waiting for a bigger gesture etc....that's bollocks

Fuck me, poor Jonas. I seem to recall him suddenly not getting games for Norwich?

The annoying thing is that in that video all his play comes centrally but Pardew has fucking no idea what to do with him except stick him on the left wing