JH

Theres definitely less than 10,000 there... #donthurtme

Fuck this 'choice stuff' mind. Sometimes our fans deserve everything they fucking get.

WHAT!? Please tell me this isn't real

He has just alienated a shitload of the fans there like

With what? Brass buttons? The club's skint man. We could always sell Krul and hire a physio?

Moreso, why did anyone think that his presence would be a good idea?

Nah, just a lot more draws.

The fans banner is absolutely spot on

Just wait until he gets a difficult run and sells someone big. They'll crumble. He's lost only four of his first thirteen PL games - exactly what he did with us.

Almost forgot about this: "There are a lot of things that I would like to say, but I can't." "Unfortunately the guy at the top makes the decisions and we are all suffering because of it." http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/9262221.stm The fact he is actively defending the guy now says everything that needs to be said.

Wish this campaign the very best - will do whatever I can to help and support. Unfortunately, they face an uphill struggle like with the previous campaign because of a lot of our 'general' fans. It's no wonder Ashley picked us.

Bastards. Next you'll be telling me the guy on that Barclays advert wasnt driving Al's Metro...

CM: Jonas, Colback, Gouffran Subs: Anita, Abeid

Defoe will score. He always does against us. That's probably why they fucking signed him.

I hate life.

Was just thinking this

A Burnley draw followed by a 2-0 win for us to send Sunderland into the relegation zone would be canny.

Ouch.

Surprised Farage hasn't picked up on this for his election campaign, yet.

The home kit would be alright without the stupid blue lines, Wonga logo, the badge embroided on properly and was produced for a team that actually had ambition.

Only the 4th goal in their history

"STOP! Clement-time..."

Lee Ryder again - what is it with him and Carver ffs?? That news? Sure that's been the situation since Pardew left...not like Ryder to rehash stuff...

They'll probably just start the season in July and end it in June. WC players will be f***ing knackered like