JH

When you're desperate, you can't afford to hang about. WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN: We should find the ST that we really want, ask what the club wants for him, pay it and sign him. WHAT WILL PROBABLY HAPPEN: We will keep looking around, make a couple of 'ok' bids and run out of time. Again.

0-1 probably

Outstanding. Best player on the pitch, though Colo was a close second.

Done http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/202909-reds-complete-loan-deal-for-caulker

Picture of him arriving, taken on a Nokia 3310:

Recent scorelines and the amount of missed chances recently would tell me a striker is a priority but there you go.

Classic "Need a striker? I know - lets sign a midfielder!"

It really is Cabella all over again And Ben Arfa (in the later stages) before that. etc.

Basel cost me £100 bastards.

Call me a typical deluded English fanboy, but if as a coach you can't get a team through the qualifying phases to a European Championships with every English player at your disposal, then you should just give up and re-train as a caretaker.

Aye mate, because we didn't need a trip to Wembley to get back to the Premier League...

It really annoys me when he says "Premiership" and I have no idea why

£15 @ 3/1

Probably got told they'd strip him of the captaincy if he didn't realease this shit.

"From my heart. Your captain, Fabricio Coloccini..." They're taking the fucking piss now like

Sunderland: "We'll give you £5m." NUFC: "Deal. When do you want him?" Sunderland: "Oh no, we're giving you £5m to keep him..."

Schhhttick that umbrella up his fucking useless arse McClaren.

Krul has been dogshit for weeks.

Why does Carver always speak like he has no responsibility for how the players play?

Even more nailed on than the last time. We're sinking without a trace and everyone on the pitch has given up.

Good photos here ->

That's what it should have looked like from the start.

The more we lose, the more "trouble" we'll be in and the more club will "need the fans". And 40,000 will go running again. Sad circle.