Menace

Froggy you know my friend bumped into Onana at an airport in Uganda - he was very critical of the setup at Man Utd Was sat with him for about 2 hours as well having a chinwag. Hold on let me find a photo.

I thought Tino was great yesterday - actually put in more crosses and beat the man more than our "wingers"

People really are arseholes like. Can't wait to throw a dig on his way out

Thank God we got a stroke of luck there. CL and a trophy. Amazing.

Absolute fucking bottlers

Burn at left back is absolutely crackers. Not comfortable this at all.

Take off Gordon at half time. Seen enough.

Going "undercover" to watch your rivals play is fucking weird like. Would rather go for a nice pint in a good pub.

Maddison will absolutely replace Jamie Redknapp when he retires like

Even with a few new bodies I saw absolutely nothing to suggest they'd stay up. The gulf in quality between prem and champo has never been bigger. Be surprised if they get 20 points.

Who are they better than in the Prem?

Brighton will sell him for double what they paid and sign some afghan from the dutch league who turns out to be class

I thought Havertz for Leverkusen was absolutely unreal, Wirtz is similar. Be interesting to see how he gets on in England.

So we've taken a huge punt on him considering he had an ACL and paid a fee of up to £40M, and they want to pay £50M? Right..

Crikey - that BBQ really must have took it out of him

Madueke ahead of Bowen is mental

Still convinced Graeme bailey is AI

Crackers to move Burn left back

The word "woke nonsense" has lost meaning within 2 weeks like

I swear Zagreb have produced some absolutely fantastic players last 10 years or so

6am and his team just lost a cup final - cut him some slack. Changed his photo a few times already too.

Considering it's the same guy who said this group of players make him sick - I doubt it.

You mean Targett and Kelly weren't on £300k a week combined? Blasphemy.