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That's about £50k a week, normal going rate?

We'll get about £10m from a team like Sheffield United and it'll be good business for both parties, he's far too slow for our high press.

Cherry picking here but our interviewer on NUFC website sounds about as exciting as paint

He's been decent for a while now, deserved that.

My heart's still pumping.

I think the players would've got a bollocking for Wednesday's viewing, they'll be fired up for this. Toon win.

We have souness type supporters that absolutely hate some of our players for no reason

Wanking material. Got plenty of time for Howe & Humphrey.

18-24 months ago I'd have been seething that he's still staying here. Now - not so much.

They've been stinking the prem up for a while - quite like for them to go down.

I don't think Pope needs a rest tbf

Trippier

Willock was well overdue that. Hopefully he runs into some form. We need a right back for Trippier.

Thankfully hasn't been punished otherwise his confidence would have got hit. Fingers crossed he's focused against Chelsea

We've not been particularly great yet are 3 up. We're getting Europe.

Diaby wouldn't have these numbers tbf.

We've started very slow, going to be a scruffy one today

That's a pretty shit Southampton team, we can smash these.

Mehrdad's reaction put a huge smile on my face - what a month.

I'd be absolutely delighted if he gets a call up and even features - what a story for the lad. I celebrate every dual he wins like I've put money on it

Imagine if Sancho/Saka was scoring these kind of goals week in week out. I thought he was shite - glad to be proved wrong and may it long continue.

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Could've easily been 7-0. What a team.