Menace

I have friends who absolute hate him but would love to have him in their team - he's colossal.

Angelos which makes sense

For someone who isn't very fast he sure is everywhere on the pitch. We genuinely have the best midfield in the Prem.

How tall is he now? Looks like a unit

Aye someone messaged him saying we're signing Gruda and he then tweeted it. Gruda signed for Brighton a week later

Aye and it was investigated for being dodgy. Soyuncu going for 10m makes sense considering he's turkish and a regular in the national team. I'd be shocked if Kelly gets a £10M bid from a Turkish team, but we'll see.

Aye a Turkish team is definitely going to give us £10m for Lloyd Kelly who we signed on a free

Al Hilal play 4-2-3-1 with Mitro up top don't they? And Mitro is firing like crazy - I don't buy it

This guy can get fucked. Pay rise ffs, he's caught us at a bad time as he should've been moved on years ago

Scruffy grown men making videos from his mums box room calling footballers bums is incredibly funny to me

He has Everton with Moyes all over him

It'll be similar to Wood, will look far better to a team that plays to his strengths.

I mean there was a willing buyer this summer and he's not contributed since

Just saw Zirkzee is half Nigerian, explains it then

If it wasn't for FFP I bet ASM would still be here, we're absolutely awful sellers.

Minutes will do him the world of good - imagine him in a few years man

Touch of Isak that finish - great for his confidence.

Like watching ENRON stock price

What a goal.

Is this fact or your opinion? I've seen him do absolutely nowt a few times now

I like Barnes, but he's a lot of no show performances whilst he's been here like.

We really rejected a bid for Almiron in the summer man.

This place on match day is like seeing someone with ADHD multitasking

It's -2 you daft cunt

The Saudi team wants him on a free - who is realistically paying money to us for Martin Dubravka.