Menace

Brisbane Barry Evans has caught me seriously off guard.

James Maddison cost more than Bruno G. No thanks

This whipping boy narrative is boring. Most are in agreement that we've basically outgrown him and he needs to move on for the sake of his career.

Doesn't sound like class banter. He sounds like a twat.

I think the breather will do him good. Was surprised to see him start to be honest. He's been a far better defender than the guy we bid £60m for in the summer. Credit to BDB, he's a player.

Pay as you play contracts generally don't exist at the top level so I don't know why people keep mentioning it. We're at the second stage of the Callum Wilson cycle. He's scored a goal and people are now contemplating a new contract. Third stage will be him getting a new contract and getting injured.

I genuinely don't even bat an eye when I see him in the lineup, I know he'll be reliable with not much fuss.

Team full of twats. Lynden Dykes is a proper chavvy arsehole. Still job done and onto the next.

This is basically the only reason he's still here

"Local boy from Birtley, We love you up and down the country, Jacob Murphy" Surely that would be the one to sing?

Mine too - happy birthday to us!

There isn't. But you have people on here who were bumping this thread after every day in the transfer window, so some may need their hands being held.

We will surpass Arsenal in the next few years if FFP is loosened. We're basically not far from matching them now so I don't really understand this gist of him constantly being linked to them.

I'd even try and rest Bruno but we don't even have another midfielder Unless we play Sanusi and put Willock in mid?

I almost forgot how efficient we were in that 523 formation under Rafa. We really should utilise it more often - it fits our squad great.

Absolute leader on the pitch yesterday - fair play Kieran, I wanted you gone. I am happy to eat humble pie.

Was drifting in and out of sleep after a long flight - was surprised at the tactical change but it worked an absolute treat. They did not have a fucking sniff. I hope we play exactly the same formation in the final.

Piatek

Who's paying £100M for Gordon?

Owners must be selling up....

Atmosphere and an early goal will be key. I hope our crowd turn up like they did for PSG.

Chronicle you say

Grim. I haven't heard that phrase since I was a bairn. I hope he smashes it, nasty the way they're talking about him before he's barely even had a touch of a football

You've been doom posting all day fella, are you okay?