Menace

Joe Hart is a shocking keeper, christ

I'm nervous.

Ritchie has been quality today! Get in.

Every game ffs.

We're very wasteful

State of this cunt

It's 8am ffs

£1.35M according to TransferMarkt

Agree 100%

This season is going to be long

His legs have clearly gone. No one will touch this cunt. Best hope is some Turkish team that hasn't seen him play since West Ham

Runs like an alien from Rick and Morty

It's very weird that he never gets criticised. His selection/subs were fucking shite.

Rafa has to be questioned. Fucking dog shit today.

Christ we really have some dross.

Definitely the worst team we've had in the prem for a long time.

Diame ahead of Murphy? Wtf

I'm still confused with the Rafa worshipping tbh. We play some utter shite.

Put Murphy on second half.

This is going to be a long fucking season.

Utter dog shit from Ritchie

This Mounie chap looks decent

This is definitely one of the shittest teams we've had in the prem.

Has Mbemba taken MDMA