Menace

He's lost a bit of pace like which is sad to see, our left wingers are both struggling for form.

He's effective, it's the easiest way to describe him. That delivery for Nick's goal was insane.

He's clearly our best player like

This second half has been dire

The fuck is wrong with this Mosquera lad

That touch by Wolte was ridiculous.

This has been a really slow start to the season by Barnes

Get the fuck in

That tracksuit is tidy

Elanga is clearly being rested for Barca lads..

Does that not just show how strong the first 11 is though?

Hopefully the "ITK's that never get the team wrong" are wrong about Wissa too

Stockholm syndrome at its finest

The best thing to come from Paul Mitchell was Bunce - I'm sure the new medical team will see it right but its absolutely mental we've not managed to limit his minutes like.

Craig Hope eerely looks like Adam P

Joelinton every week?

Someone from down the pub

Marvin Gaye

Imagine the scenes if Strand Larsen scores a brace tomorrow

Howe's not the type to drag people/players in public so even if asked he would just say "wish him well"

This guy is so touchy man

I get that, but have a look at his posting history - I never see him in any other thread but here

I would've liked him to be slowly integrated as I do feel the pace and the intensity is going to be a shock for him but alas this is Newcastle. Give it a few weeks and the inevitable groans will start if he misses an easy chance. I hope he gets a goal tomorrow, it'll do wonders for both our supporters and Woltemessi.

Its not like KaKa to hyperbole.. few people wishing a player acting a cunt an injury = karma for our player to get injured apparently.