Menace

None taken of course

Sorloth is available for half the price and is far more developed than him. If we sign this guy to be our main striker I will be very disappointed.

All this commotion... over James Trafford

I think he's a very overrated manager. Sent them from 7th to 2nd with a net spend of £1.2B. Glasner has won more trophies with a shoe string and he gets his best players sold every window.

Trust the process.

Maybe they're getting pissed off with our constant tyre kicking?

Delulu, tradwife, lewk

Even a semi injured Boniface is still far better than Gordon and Osula up top.

This is literally the most risk free signing we could do - what an absolute joke

Hope literally got proved wrong about the Richarlison swap within an hour

In what world could Palace afford Richarlisons wages

He's boring as fuck so that's fairly surprising. Fair play to him, must be a hefty paycheck

You've got plenty of time to swim across to another city tbf

There's absolutely no chance I'm falling for that propaganda. Edit: Tweet was made in December. Figures

Arsenal don't have £150M.

I've been very impressed with their recruitment last few years, if it is indeed Ross Wilson doing the transfers and we end up signing him I'll be happy.

I've never seen Matty Cash have a good game

There's not much between him and Bailey - throw shit at a wall and hope it sticks

"How much" "£60M" "Hello?"

Yeah you're not wrong

We can't choose to believe the media regarding Wissa and have a completely different approach about Isak like, both have been utter wankers to the clubs that have given them a platform to perform. If we wasn't desperate I wouldn't want him here.

Sub Lascelles on for the 89th minute please, a leg breaker or two would be grand.

It feels like every summer this guy gets dealt a shit hand and just cracks on with it. Love you.

If our owners weren't fucking shit. They offer to buy Vini from Madrid for €200M if Madrid bid for Isak. Madrid offer the money for Isak, Mbappe moves LW and Isak goes to Madrid, everyone wins.