Menace

Sign him up.

His poker face is immense. I've never genuinely seen him rattled in an interview.

I say this from the bottom of my heart. Fuck off.

Delighted with the performance. We've got a team of warriors.

His cholesterol must be through the roof

Considering our lack of RW options. Why wouldn't he feature or make an appearance for us? Almiron / Murphy are approaching 30..

Anywhere with extended highlights?

Any news on his contract?

Someone posting on ket

Zero respect being shown to Ba.

This season is a write off.

Garang Kuol, Yankuba Minteh, Trevon Sanusi, Travis Hernes, Cathal Heffernan... all within 18 months. I think Ashworth is doing absolutely fine. Most likely had a play in the Tino/Hall transfers too.

Is he modelling the scruffy cunt range?

And almost half the fee, I don't understand where he's getting Hall money = Palmer money from

Coincidentally I think Palmer's been one of Chelsea's better players

He looks raw but somehow I trust our scouting departments eye for a player. They very rarely have got it wrong since the takeover. £28m will seem a snip in a few years if he can make that LB position his own - also qualifies as HG too.

Maybe we should pay carpenters footballers wages after all

Not really a scapegoat when most of them were shite out there tbf.

This guy and Anderson have me very excited. Just imagine when we have a proper academy in place.

I'm sure the tea lady wouldn't be any fucking worse tbf

We really gave Ritchie a new contract for "vibes around the training ground"

Why would they loan us Kelechi?

They're crap

Red Bull have been doing this for yonks - it stinks that all of a sudden we're the issue.

Ashworth has stated that some players will be flipped for FFP - Ashby falls in that category.