pedro111

Someone should do it! Are you in Lisbon? I'm waiting for your apologizes for being rude. You ain't not getting no apologies Jotty boy not in here, its match day man and we are not just gonna roll over and let you with your team of sexy, foreign sounding names tickle our bellies, oh no! We are gonna have fight in our heart, batshit crazy eyes, hazardous levels of beer in our guts and a many a lungful of songs with which to take you on. Well that's our fans anyway, the team is an entirely different matter.

Howay the lads! Let's absolutely skull fuck these nonces, the Portuguese Man U....and who likes Man U right? Nee fucker that's who; come onnn, let's dick em!

So do you think that Newcastle in best form is a better team than Benfica in the best form ? And we have our 3rd best player injuried, salvio. Honestly?, whos to say? From what I can gather, Benfica are capable of beating anyone on their day. So too are we. We could beat you, you could beat us. It's all good.

"you will field more or less your strongest team" Are you on drugs ? Yes but thats another story! Just going off what one of them said earlier, "Only so and so missing" but in truth I have no idea. Just another bunch of Johnny Foreigners to me like wor kid.

Last year we made dead the European Champions away from home 2-0; we also buried the Manchester United 3-0, we finished 5th man. This season we have clobbered the European Champions AGAIN 3-2 we are spine-tingling....... Give ower man Benfica fans. Honestly, who knows where you'd finish; you'd certainly get beat off more than one of these 'poor' sides you keep patronising like Swansea, West Brom etc...... who really gives a shit? As for the game, fairs fair, you will most likely dick us given the fact that you will field more or less your strongest team and we will field far from ours (amongst other things .....) but thats life.

Just wish we were able to field our strongest 11 for this.

As is the case with Newcastle, we put in a shite, limp, no effort performance in the game prior to save ourselves for the 'big' game and we invarably put in a similar shite performance in said 'big' game. Hope I am wrong.

But why though? Not getting at you but why is NUFC playing away at a Man City team who haven't really hit the heights that often this season a predictable arse raping? Wonder what other teams were thinking when they headed here to play. Why is it always us that play right in to the script for the opposing team (e.g. wigan's revival fightback last time etc.)? Mostly the same I would have thought given they have better players than most and they have only lost once at home in 2 seasons. Because weve seen it time and time again with NUFC. An injury list as long as your arm, a big week coming up, playing away at a top 4 team who are welcoming back 3 of their best players, who in their right mind would expect anything other than a nothing performance? A meek surrender? Sadly, that has always been the mentality of this football club; well at least for the twenty odd years Ive been following it.

Most predictable arse raping in a long time.

As much as I like those I just can't bring myself to buy one without 'Umbro' and 'Adidas' on etc. Just doesn't look right.

Above us. Would they finish above where we finished last season? Will we finish above where we finished last season? No but I'm just trying to establish how good they are.

Still remember the buzz I got the day he signed, it lasted for about 4 days afterwards. I was sitting there staring at a computer screen in a job I hated day after day with a massive smile on my face. We had just signed Michael fucking Owen, man, England striker from Real Mafuckingdrid. 20 thousand fans turned up to welcome him. 20 fucking thousand!!. Absolutely loved him in the early days for us, some really memorable moments; will never forget his header against the Mackems and the subsequent roar of the crowd. Contrast that with the feeling of absolute devastation when he got injured at the 2006 world cup which ruined not only the world cup for me but my entire summer. Now, I hate the little bastard, for obvious reasons. Hope his horses bolt the stables and blow the lid on an animal sex ring he presides over. That sadly is not likely.

Above us. Would they finish above where we finished last season?

Will get injured tbh. Nah seriously well done.

If Benfica were in the PL where would they finish?

Knew it wouldn't be long till they said they understand what its like to get fucked over on a regular basis. Like all successful clubs supporters everywhere.

Simpson.

Fair to say his distribution has been sloppy? Will improve no doubt.

So who is coming in for him against Benfica?

Absolutely sick to death of this season. Sometimes I wonder why we even bother signing good players because you know that for us they will get badly injured and most likely miss more games for us than they play. That's the biggest hate of mine, the injuries, the bloody injuries. Fuck off injuries. Fuckin bollocks cock piss cunt wankers.

Get ........ball.........to........Marveaux.

Hope hes gonna be ok.

What is it with us and injuries man? Fucking joke. Lack of creativity is sickening.

As already said, we will have no Colocinni, no Ben Arfa, and no Krul. All key players for us.

To all Benfica fans worrying about lineups and the fact you may have 3/4 first team players on the bench. We will play our strongest available lineup but this however will be far from our strongest team. We will be without Ben Arfa, Colocinni, Debuchy, Gouffran and maybe Krul and god knows who else that will most likely get injured before we play you.