George Bailey

and to think I may be distantly related to this fucker...That is one disturbing photo!

Fkin hell!!

Posted at 23:0323:03 BREAKING DONE DEAL Everton sign Salomon Rondon from Dalian Professional Everton Everton have signed former Newcastle striker Salomon Rondon on a free transfer from Chinese Super League side Dalian Professional. “I'm really glad to be back in the Premier League," said Rondon. "It’s a competition I enjoyed playing in and where I felt the fans’ support in every game. “Defending the colours of a club with a history as rich as Everton’s fills me with pride. "I can’t wait to pull on the shirt and be reunited with Rafa Benítez, a coach who has changed the way I understand the game. I’m really grateful for the faith he’s shown in me.” I would stake everything I have that no player ever has said such glowing and respectful things about the fat, talentless, spineless, sycophantic, lickspittle tub of lard that manages (I apologise to managers everywhere for using this term) this current abhorrent version of NUFC.

No thanks. Not even sure Mrs Brewcie fancies fulfilling that demand...

Have a word! Hundreds of billions - nil. Brewcie will go all set up to minimise the damage and in doing so create the conditions for an utter rampant hammering. Wilson out maybe? At least one pelanty, one sending off (probably Lascelles), Ronaldo (fake one) to score, setting off wild scenes of a jizz fest in the Sky studio with Merson spluttering all over the place. What's the record score in the PL? Cos it is in danger of being beaten. Come on Manchester United...and that has stuck in my flipping throat and made me feel a little sick. Thanks Mike Ashley.

Yeah not great is he. All bluster, jokes (in jokes mainly) and very little insight that makes you sit up and listen. Standard of punditry in general for football is shite mind. Compare it to cricket where the vast majority are insightful, knowledgeable, have opinions and really make you feel like you have learned something, or it has enhanced the enjoyment of the game. Chalk and cheese.

Well that’s some endorsement Ponderous clogger… Bruce will be splashing his computer keyboard.

Hilarious

Pelanty apparently? hopefully

Should add a few quid on his price tag.

Everton fan at my work calling him Rafa Beneathus... Says it is the general feeling of fans down there. Enjoying messaging her to say hope she is enjoying the results and games so far....wouldn't care shes really sensible about most other things footy related! (for a woman). (safety wink)

Is he any good? Can’t say I’ve seen much of him tbh.

Tsk shocking decision to sell him.

Awful news. Obviously wish him and his family well. Was just thinking of him yesterday as it happens. Football focus were asking for players that had returned to clubs as a success (in light of Lukaku) and my first thoughts were of Terry Mac and Beardsley. Wonderful player, great of our cub undoubtedly and a nice guy.

Training you say?! What is this madness. Brewcie laughs in the face of training. Days off all around

Lets pray for a fourth wave then.

Really hope Alex Scott grows into being a good presenter. Really like her as a pundit but her start on football focus is a touch painful. Very nervous(which I think she has admitted too during the Olympic Games) on camera, and it is showing in her delivery. Hopefully she settles into it.

One of the few joys of watching motd. Seeing how many Sports Direct Utd have been beaten by.

Villa have a competent manager who will be well ahead of streaky bacon Bruce in planning and prep for this game. Tactics, application and thought 3 - Honey cured graft 1

Sad news A true great in every sense. loved the German side 72-76 efficient and ruthless in equal measure. Still probably the greatest national team ever for me. RIP to one of the greatest strikers of all time.

Was surprised that wasn’t spotted by the ref or VAR at the time. blatantly holding the keeper. No one even commented on it during the game if I recall

# We tried... Unable to get over the line, blah, blah, blah

Terry Cooper has died. Leeds and England player from 70s. RIP https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/58043779

That must be a piss take. Has to be hasn't it?