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If that's Mane at Anfield it's a pen.

He's an absolute fuckwit. We're getting results despite him not because of him. The best performances of the season are where he's basically gone "just do what you did last year", once the prick tries to change anything it falls apart. He's a bullshitting, manipulative, spineless, incompetent cunt.

A few lads from work want to meet up and watch this drivel on Sunday in town. Made it perfectly clear I’m not interested but I’ll be around whilst it’s going on.

What about those who wear it and don’t go to games? Who will know/see?

He's such a fucking dull and introverted little wankstain. Eeeeee let's pay up but in pennies, it'll be sooooo funny. Pernicious little cunt, just fuck off you boring little parasite. Die in a fucking fire.

Are these available online? How is the money generated used to help remove Ashley? The money generated is used to pay for the cost of the scarf, which can be used to demonstrate protestations against Ashley Where are these demonstrations going to predominantly take place would you imagine?

Well done, it's Tranmere

Well done Dean.

Still perfectly adequate for Nufc though tbh.

Bet it was Woodhall. Probably 100 waiting for their kfc due the the hopelessness of the staff in that particular establishment

Can’t beat a good old hiding to nil at the Bridge. 4-0, Abraham brace.

They'll lap that shit up all day long man. A crunching tackle gets a standing ovation and legend status. Effort, running graft and leaving a bit in once the ball has gone. Easy to be a Sunderland hero. Talent not necessary, just put yourself about like Baaaally did. Sorted.

That’ll explain why the richest club in the world have appointed Phil Parkinson. When money is no object he’s the obvious choice.

Got no idea whatsoever if that’s even a good appointment or not. Totally oblivious to him and his achievements, I’ve heard of him but can’t even offer a single comment on him getting the job. Safe to say the Dell takeover isn’t going ahead though. Awful news.

That was fucking shocking. Not one of them looked even remotely interested. No pace, no urgency and no cutting edge at all. Did Rice even touch the ball? I'm all for giving youth a chance but when they're as anonymous as Rice, and to a slightly lesser degree, Mount then it's not going to work. Both were fucking abject tonight and need to be phased in rather than thrown in like they were tonight. Poor from Southgate and they've let him down.

That’ll do wonders for his knees.

I’m genuinely hoping they go for Keane. He’s the exact manager they don’t need. He’d be the equivalent of trying to put out a fire with petrol.

All he had to do was keep his trap shut and tell them to keep on doing what they had been doing under Rafa. That's it, today proves it. Just keep the cogs turning and he would have been sitting pretty. If he deviates in any way from what he inherited then he's completely fucked. The only way he can even begin make a fist of this job is pretending to be Rafa and crossing his fingers. If he tries to be Steve Bruce it'll go to shit instantly.

Just imagine the bantz going on in training on Tuesday. It'll be off the fucking dial

Nah, the fact the players can only play one way is the problem isn’t it?

He's just playing the game. He's probably made lots of friends whilst actually paying and he knows they'll (as pundits of a similar age) never really go to town on him or his record. They'll placate the criticism, offer excuses or just plainly ignore his massive deficiencies. If he can just bluff it for long enough then he'll get a huge payout. Last as long as you can by deflecting criticism and laying the blame somewhere else. See out 9 months? Brilliant. 10? Even better, keep them at bay and keep me in a job. Keep the money coming in, keep on churning out the tired clichés to keep themselves in a job they're not equipped to do. Once the sack inevitably arrives then they'll lie low a while and the cycle starts again. He's shit, he knows he is and he's now just hanging on as long as he can. He's already scrambling and clutching at any defence. He's done 3 months and he looks fucked. Fully expect him to continue to avoid responsibility as long as he can. The bloke is a complete fraud and a parasite. He'll be here for as long as his host will tolerate him before he shakes him off like a flea.

Geordie lads, local lads showing a bit of pride and passion. Playing for the shirt and running through brick walls for their team. Busting a gut, running themselves into the ground for the pride of the shirt, the famous black and white stripes, posters on the wall, wearing the shirts of their heroes. Playing on front of their own, their kindred spirits, the Geordie nation. They're fighting for their cause, their passion blah blah blah. It's utter wank and we're going to get dicked no matter where the fuckers were born.

Still convinced that VAR was introduced specifically for the likes of Liverpool to exploit it as much as possible. It wasn't to get the correct decision but to give it to the correct team. They're still throwing themselves everywhere and getting soft ones. Collapsing under the slightest contact is cheating. Contact =/= foul. Absolutely refuse to believe that pen is given in the other box. It would have gone to VAR and he wouldn't have given it. Not in a million years.

Absolute corker of an opening paragraph. Look forward to reading the finished article.

What a fucking nightmare eh? Walking into a club that had a solid defensive ethos, a collection of well drilled professionals who knew their roles inside out and back to front. They knew a system and it worked by and large. Rigid, solid, disciplined and organised. Now this thick fat cunt is moaning about inheriting this absolute gift. He's deflecting his own incompetence using the strengths of his predecessor, how fucking dare he. Taking potshots at CL winning Benitez for leaving him a defensive dream when he's not won a fucking thing, absolutely fuck all, not a single thing. The cheeky, inept useless wanker. He's taken this unit and completely fucked it, we're now a total mess, an utter shambles and it's 100% down to him. He's basically jumped on the retarded opinions of the likes of Keys 'negative Rafa' and 'trying to kill the game' when the likes of Redknapp offers his ill-informed, worthless opinions. He's piggybacked on that and he's blaming the current deficiencies on the bloke who took his last training sessions about 5 months ago. This is Bruce's heap of shit to clean up. Pointing the finger at Benitez is fucking scandalous, no way should he be allowed to get away with this. He inherited a comfortable 4 bedroomed detached house with a nice garden and garage and within 5 months it's now a rumbling fucking crack den, infested with rats with no fucking windows. His incompetence has been so rapid is caught every fucker out.