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Wilder is spot on, Bruce isn't bang average at all. He's a fucking dogshit manager and a complete shithouse of a human being. The absolute fuckwit could only dream of being bang average.

If he was wearing a different shirt yeah

Yep, this is the future. In 5 years or so each round of matches will be like this imo. No reason why they can't do a version of NFL Redzone for each round either. We'll see tomorrow night.

We've got a brilliant manager apparently and we're coming into the game off the back of a superb draw at home. They're nearly promoted so I'm fully expecting a thumping away win. 0-5. Minimum.

Results like today help the club to survive. Little by little, point by point, slowly scraping a total together and seeing if it’s enough each May. Survival one year means he lingers around for the next attempt at survival starting in August. It’s become a completely pointless and futile exercise with no thought as to being competitive other than eeking things out to give themselves the chance to do it again next year. I’m not celebrating wins, I’m not annoyed at losses, I’m barely even watching half the time truth be told. Just staring at it with dead eyes and waiting for something significant enough to happen to break the cycle. Unfortunately the only thing that’s going to do this is a relegation and a sustained spell away from the bright lights and the big money. I wish it was different but it’s not. If people are getting something out of Ashley’s Newcastle then fair enough, crack on. I’ll just wait, thanks.

Wonder if they try something totally leftfield and go for Fat Sam?

How unlucky and totally out of the blue.

The gym's perfectly adequate, we've got training barns, wheelie bins and paddling pools, stop complaining, you've never had it so good.

How long until this fuckwit gives his opinion on that pile of pigshit? Actually looking forward to hearing it.

Cancel their day off tomorrow Stevie la, get some fucking quality laps out of them instead. That’ll learn them.

Dogshit. Disorganised, sloppy dogshit. There’s no plan, no system, no leadership and they’ve just phoned that half in.

Shit from Yedlin, rightly punished. Amateurish.

He treated Sheff Wed disgracefully in the summer after they bent over backwards to help him after his appointment. He's in no position to start bleating about being sacked over the phone. Can't run with the foxes and hunt with the hounds you fucking wanker. I'd also pay a canny sum to see any footage of someone launching a cabbage off his massive dial though. It sounds funny as fuck

Well I’ll go to the foot of our stairs

This will do untold damage to Ole’s 2019 PPG average force field. Maybe as much as 0.03 He’s doing really well though, you can see it with your own eyes today.

Pppffffffttttt :lol:

Man U are absolute dogshit like. I’ve still got that inherent fear of them clicking based on 25 years of Ferguson but it’s virtually gone now. That aura and respect that they had has all but disappeared, they’re just another bare arse in the shower now. They’ll fall further and further behind until they see sense and bin this clown.

Love the way aggrieved punters always blame the clubs for not holding up their end of the imaginary bargain "Listen, Everton, I need you to score 2 here so I can win some money? Got it? Good." You fucking pricks! etc I include myself in that too by the way, we've all done it but it's ridiculous really.

Yeah but dna of the club

It's absolutely bonkers how they've managed to totally fuck this up. UEFA are MENTAL.

The draw involves the two-top finishers in the ten qualifying groups (completed in November 2019) and the eventual four play-off winners (decided in March 2020). Pot 1 Belgium Italy (hosts) England (hosts) Germany (hosts) Spain (hosts) Ukraine Pot 2 France Poland Switzerland Croatia Netherlands (hosts) Russia (hosts) Pot 3 Portugal Turkey Denmark (hosts) Austria Sweden Czech Republic Pot 4 Wales Finland Winner play-off Path A Winner play-off Path B Winner play-off Path C Winner play-off Path D

Bet he fucking stinks. A tin of lynx per day, minimum.

Which is exactly why it's so futile at the minute. There's no interest whatsoever in winning anything other than survival each year, no enjoyment because all you're doing is guaranteeing another year so you can do it again next year, and next year and so on. The joy, pride and excitement that Keegan side gave me for 5 years was unbelievable. I'd not seen football like it and it was my team that was playing it. He took us from tears to fucking excellence and won friends around the world along the way. I know we didn't win anything but given the choice of spawning a League Cup whilst plodding along in the league or that glorious 5 year period? Fuck your League Cup.

Only medal they deserve is if there’s ones given out with the darwin awards. They’ve chosen to go to watch a game of football. They haven’t fought in a war or made some massive sacrifice for the greater good. Medal for attending a football game? I should have about 400 medals then!

Why do they deserve a medal?